We can see Surprising, Mafia and Revenge Valt arguing yet again while our Author is watching it silently with popcorn

Surprising Valt: Mah mother faked her death! And mah dad manipulated meh! I hate both of those old hags and their the worst!

Revenge Valt: Oh Yea?! Mah Mum gives meh food rarely! And mah dad is the only one who cares for meh and now he is not even in this country! So mah parents are the worst!

Mafia Valt: STFU YOU BOTH AT LEAST HAVE A DAD! MAH DAD GOT KILLED WHILE MAH BI(np)Y MOTHER TORTURED MEH AND SMASHED MAH BEY!NOW SAY WHO IS THE WORST?!

Revenge and Surprising Valts: ..... Oh.....

Author: Then it looks like the winner is already decided...*still eating the popcorn*
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