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CAUSE BOI OH BOI

DO I HAVE A STORY

Okay so you might already know, but I work at a grocery store

And today
I got the honour of refilling the wine shelves

Oooh how I love that

How it takes me hours to find the place of the wine

How costumers ask me impossible questions, cause obviously a sixteen year old girl knows everything about wine, right?

Aaanyways

I, being and idiot, as usual, somehow manage to drop a wine bottle behind the shelves

BUT

IT'S A MIRACLE

That wine bottle is not broken

Heh

That wine bottle

Woooooah

A true Christmas miracle

Anyways

I'm standing there like

Well shit

So I go get someone of the boss kinda people thingys

And he at first panicked cause I suck at explaining and he thought I broke it

But after explaining that was not the case

He was like, well, you're small, try your best to get it

And together we remove all the wine bottles from the bottom shelve

Aaand I got it

The bottle wasn't broken

I put it back

Everyone happy

BUT

WE NOT DONE YET

Sooooo I go to put all the other bottles we removed back

And I get the first one

And put it back

I get the second one

And I drop it

:D

So yeah

I'm sitting there

With my knee in a small puddle of wine

Blood coming out of my thumb like crazy

Having a small moment of silence

...

Yeah

That wasn't my brightest moment

Anyways

The bossy person is like, well fuck

We should get you a bandage first

Also, the cut in my thumb

Is sooo fucking small

But the blood

Came like crazy

And didn't stop

Eventually both of my hands were just covered in blood

It was great

So yeah

This other girl also comes to help us

We pick up the glass

The other guy cleans the floor

We put the other bottles back

And yay

It was great

A lovely moment of teamwork

Weeeeeeeeeee

Mkay that was the story

Yeeters

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