I just-

fucking thought of the most weirdest headcanon when scrolling through Tumblr-

It's like-

I mean-

It could be true but it's not going to be a headcanon I use because I don't want to.

I bet you're wondering what it is-

This is it-

It's like Zane but trans-

I know it's weird it just... Happened? 

I mean technically it makes sense in some sort of way because maybe the reason why Garte hated Zane so much is because he wanted a son so he got Vylad to replace that, it also explains why he has a manbun(tho we stand for manbuns here-). It oddly makes sense but it oddly unsettling at the same time-

I'm not taking this headcanon seriously tho, this is the only content from this you'll get for me because Zane is a guy and I'm not going to change that.

Here it is-

Garroth: Dad! I wanna show you something!

Garte: Ah, Garroth. What is it you need to show me?

Garroth: *Picks up Zane from underneath his arms* Behold... a man

Garte: *visible confusion*