You know I've gone downhill when I have a literally crack book just for content like this

Garte: *walks*

Zane: *stops his dad* Oh-Wait-Dad- I wanna show you this real quick.

Garte: Uhh- Okay? *stops*

Zane:*whips* Yeet.

Garte: What?

Zane: *whips* Yeet.

Garte: W-what was that?

Zane: Yeet-

Garte: You better quit before you get yo ass- *smacks Zane* beat!

A/N: And that is why Garte hates Zane so much.