*Wakes up in a bathtub*
Oh... Man my head. Why am in a bathtub? Why am I shirtless? And wheres my kidney?

Madhat: Oh good! You're awake!

Madhat? What happened last night?

Madhat: Well apparently someone had spiked the eggnog and well ummm...

*Flashback*

Deadkill: I'm so fucking high right now!!! WHOOOOO *jumps off the roof and lands on a spiked fence*

Gheb: *is hanging from the ceiling with a noose around his neck and his organs have fallen out*

Boss: Feliz Navidad everyone *shoots himself*

Zabian: *slits his own neck and collapses*

Madhat: *drinks eggnog* yeah I'm too insane to get high

*Stumbles upon Dr. Gentleman* hey doc...how about doin some surgery on me? I think I have a tumor in my kidney *burps because I'm drunk from coffee liquor* excuse me

Gentleman: Very well. Where's the bathroom?

Menace: Heh. *Throws away the cocaine he put into the eggnog*

*Flashback ends*
Ah I see. So that's what happened

Madhat: Yep!

Welp. That was one hell of a Christmas party. Just wait until New year's *drinks coffee*

Death out