-Death is in Burundi, people keep telling to beware of Gustave-
Who the fuck is Gustave anyway?
-he approaches a swamp and sees someone standing there in fear- wonder what he's so afraid of?
-he notices a giant crocodile eating what looks like the remains of a child- oh.....well damn
-The crocodile sees Death and hisses at him-
Oh, being hostile are we? Well HIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS to you
-The crocodile gets pissed and charges towards him-
Ah shit -grabs the random person and throws him at the croc-
Person: NOOOOOO *gets eaten by the croc*
Kehehe. Sucks to be you pal
-the crocodile finishes eating the person and stares at me-
I guess you're the Gustave everybody was talking about. We share the same bloodlust to murder. Interesting
Gustave: *hisses*
How about we be good friends? *Holds out hand*
-Gustave eats Deaths hand-
Kehehe *psychotic grin* good
(Gustave is a real crocodile whose killed 300 people)
Death out
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