*walks in and notices OC's sitting on chairs* what's up with you guys?
Connor: It's an intervention
About?
Marc: You
Why?
Deadkill: Because you're a piece of shit
27: Deadkill for the last time this is an intervention not a roast. Besides that's not roasting you're just insulting him
Deadkill: That's not what your mother said
27: I don't have a mom
Deadkill: That's not what your father said
27: I don't have a father. I have no family
Deadkill: That's not what Jesus said!
27: -_- I hate you
Connor: Enough. Anyways Death, why don't you take a seat
*Crosses legs and floats*
Connor: Or you could just do that. Anyways. Why don't we talk about your addiction
What addiction?
Connor: To coffee
That's not an addiction. I'm just really obsessed with it
Gheb: That's an addiction
WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK GHEB?!..... anyways it's not an addiction
Connor: Oh yeah? Leo tell him how may cups of coffee he drinks every day
Leo: 100
Connor: 100 cups. That's Alot
So? It's normal
27: Not for us. We would die
Shut your lips. Your beautiful white lips that are just.... beautiful *pokes his lips*
27: *smacks hand away* Stop it
Connor: Next is your addiction to murder
That's just stupid. You guys kill too
Deadkill: Prove it!
Remember Santa Claus?
Deadkill: Fuck! He's onto us!!! Retreat! *Jumps out window*
27: Connor this is going nowhere. It's not gonna work
Connor: I got one more plan. Death. Try not to drink coffee for 24 hours
Or what?
Connor: Or I won't give you your pictures of Rantaro and Kyoko
How dare you....you whore!
Gheb: Heh
Shut up ya slut *breaks Ghebs neck* fine Connor. Then I won't give you those pictures of Celeste wearing a bikini
Connor: *blushes* w-what?
27: Seriously?
Yes! See? *Holds up pics*
Connor: *nosebleeds*
27: But why though?
BECAUSE I'M DEATH MANIAC BITCH!!!
Death out
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