Angelus: Hey Death

Hmmmm?

Angelus: How come u don't have a soul?

Ummm...

*Flashback*

Menace: So you'll sell your soul if Naegiri becomes canon?

Yes

Menace: All of this just for a shipping to become canon?

Yes. Then I'll die peacefully

Menace: But you're practically immortal

Do I look like I care? Now take da damn soul and make Naegiri canon!!

Menace: -_- fine

*Present time*

Ummm I ate it

Angelus: Oh ok than

(Idk I'm bored as fuck)

Death out