Split Personality

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So you're wondering about my split personality? Well it's something like this. I call my good side an angel personality. And for my evil side, demon personality

*Angel personality*

*Bumps into Lucius* oh my. I'm so sorry, I wasn't watching where I was going *picks him up*

Blues: It's ok, I was distracted

Marc: *is looking for his glasses*

Looking for this? *Gives him his glasses*

Marc: Oh! Thx! *Puts them back on*

Jr: *rolls around*

*Picks him up and puts him in his crib* Night Jr *gives him his teddy bear and pets him*

Jr: Meeeeep *falls asleep*

I made cookies and coffee for everyone! Hope you enjoy! *Warm smile*

Everyone: 'hes so kind'

*Demon Personality*

Hey Gheb!

Gheb: Yeah?

*Shanks him* Fuck you!

*Bumps in to Blues*

Watch where you're going!! *Punches his gut*

Blues: *holds his stomach and vomits*

*Sets a house on fire* Burn Mothafuckers!!

Gheb: My house! My parents!

*Hits him with a sledgehammer* shut up!

Jr: *rolls around*

*Puts him in his crib* night Jr *gives him his teddy bear*

Jr: *falls asleep*

What? Even demons can love pandas

You're all my minions! All of you will worship me!

Everyone: 'Hes so cruel'

(Yeah that's how it works for me)

Death out

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