Deadkill: Ho Ho ho! Where are the ho ho hos? Know what I'm saying?

27: I fucking hate you so much

Deadkill: You're so sweet!

Me: Merry Christmas everybody!

Ivan: *snickers*

Kai: What's so funny?

Ivan: *points at Lucius and Marcus standing under a missletoe​ but they don't notice*

Marc and Lucius: *glare at each other*

Gheb: Kissing time! *Pushes Lucius as he ends up accidentally kissing Marc* mmph!?

Erito: Oh boy. This is interesting

Marc: *pushes him away and blushes madly* Y-you fucking ass! Why would you do that!?

Lucius: Not my fault! It was Gheb!

Gheb: I did no such thing

Boss: You yelled out "kissing time" bro

Gheb: That was probably you!

Boss: I don't go around making two guys kiss man

Lucius and Marc: GHEB!!!

Gheb: Uh oh *runs away*

Alright gather around everybody! It's time to give out gifts! I'll start off by giving my gift to Erito. Go ahead and open it

Erito: *opens it and it's revealed to be a new sword* Holy shit! A new sword! The blade is made out of Katchin! Thx Death

Kehehe, no prob

Erron: *opens gift* a new gun. Thx partner

Blues: Yay a new fedora!

Roland: Alright. A new pocket knife, and it's also a lighter *smokes cigarette*

Hey, where's Zabian?

Zabian: *falls through chimney and is covered with blood while wearing a Santa hat* Hey

Zabian? Why are you covered in blood?

Zabian: Oh that's because there was some fat guy with a beard wearing red on our roof. I thought he was an intruder so I slaughtered him

Everyone: O_O

ZABIAN!!! You just killed Santa Claus!

Zabian: That was him? Welp, I guess I'm adding to my list of people that I have murdered

*Facepalms* Great. I guess Christmas is cancelled

Deadkill: No it ain't. We just need a new Santa!

Good idea. But who will take his place?

Deadkill: Me!

Ok

Everyone: What?!

He's the only one who wears red

Menace: *coughs*

One of the only ones who wears red

Deadkill: Yeah! Trust me! I'll do good

-hours later, the city is one fire-

Deadkill: See? I did good!

Good job

(I swear I'm running out of ideas with this book. But thx for reading this)

Death out