this would happen tbh

but only if jeremy is in a certain mood

no explanation needed

he probably ignores callum for about an hour or two once he wakes up

jeremy doesn't talk like that but oh well

this happened only once- (in the alive au) they were about 27 and callum ended up with a ripped ass (aka an anal fissure) and an sti so- 😀

I don't think they'd want to do that tbh-

jeremy would do this as a joke lmao

this is actually a normal thing jeremy does- even if they aren't having sex he'll do this sometimes