william: "son whats 2+2? its not 6"
michael: "4"
william: "awesome you know math"

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william: "i'm telling you eleanor, squirrels are running the government!"

eleanor: "william you've gone 5 days without sleep. you're just having hallucinations"

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michael: "father are you sure this medicine is safe?- it looks like tiny cigarettes"

william: "mhm totally not meth or heroine"

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william: "now kids make sure to eat your veggies so you grow up big and strong"

elizabeth: "what about you?"

william: "me? no i hate broccoli, i'm not gonna do that"

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*michael staying up cause of the nightmares*

william: *pops up* "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"

michael: "my birthday was a week ago."

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*william chasing andrew*
william: "No matter how fast he ran, he could not escape the demon! but he would not let his soul be taken today!"

*andrew screams*

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im bored