Dear Mr Bee who flew into my curry soup,

I HOPE YOUR B. I. CTH ARSE LIVED BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ENDANGERED BUT MAN YOU PISSED ME OFF. I WAS ENJOYING THAT SOUP.
THAT SOUP
WAS HEAVEN TO ME, MR BEE.
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN IT?
I SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED JUST EATING YOU WITH THE SOUP WHEN YOU FELL IN, BUT I WAS NICE AND GOT YOU OUT.
THANKS MR BEE I WAS HAVING AN OKAY DAY BEFORE YOU DECIDED TO RUIN MY GOT DAMN CURRY SOUP

-sincerely,

               FRED