Just to see how weird and off-topic I can get, I'm going to write down my thoughts, no filter, and see where it leads to.

So my dad installed a lamp light that's this really creepy shade of red, so whenever I turn it on my entire room turns red. Like a tribute to my character. But I don't think she volunteered as tribute. If Red entered the Hunger Games, would she be a victor? Probably, but she would most likely blast the entire arena to bits afterward. THERE IS NO DISTRICT TWELVE! And when I read that part I'm fairly sure my jaw hit the floor. Speaking of, today I saw a baby deer. IT WAS SO ADORABLE! It still had its spots! It was curled up beside a log, and we didn't even notice it until half an hour after we got to the spot. My jaw hit the floor that time too. I'm saying spot a lot, aren't I? That rhymed...sort of. SHOOT THE SPIDER'S NOT DEAD

Scratch that. It's dead now. The world is safe! Oh my god...what if an army of spiders invaded the world? Or just one gigantic spider? ARACHNUS DEATHICUS. EVEN THE SMALLEST BITE WILL INSTANTLY PARALYZE - nevermind I'm scaring myself now. I've begun to realize that I'm not good at writing scary scenes for my books. Only death-by-feels and extremely sad stuff like that. WAIT I SEE AN ANT IT MUST DIE

We have returned to your normally scheduled program. Radio...RADIOACTIVE ANTS. Is that how Ant-Man got his powers (I didn't see the movie so please don't kill me)? Almost like Spider-Man, but with ants? I need to stop talking about insects and arachnids. Distraction! Must use distraction. Singing always works! I shall sing.

NOW THE DARK BEGINS TO RISE
SAVE YOUR BREATH, IT'S FAR FROM OVER
LEAVE THE LOST AND DEAD BEHIND
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO RUN FOR COVER
I DON'T WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD
I JUST WANT TO LEAVE IT COLDER
LIGHT THE FUSE AND BURN IT UP
TAKE THE PATH THAT LEADS TO NOWHERE

I listen to dark songs...come to think of it, I listen to pretty much all songs, excluding rap. Metal songs are a recent addition to my Spotify playlists. Maybe it's a teenager thing?...I honestly don't know. I remember a time when I thought that Imagine Dragons was "too much like heavy metal songs for my taste." Hah. Hahah. HAHAHAHAH. Oh how I've changed. I've also noticed that if I learn the lyrics of a song, it becomes irrevocably branded into my brain. Doesn't matter if I hate it or love it, I memorize the lyrics anyway and listen to it constantly to the point that I worry for my sanity. The contrast between going from Music of the Night (Phantom of the Opera) to Leave It Alone (Disturbed) probably should have made my head explode, but surprisingly enough it doesn't. I guess I have a thick skull. Wait did I just mAKE AN UNINTENTIONAL FROZEN REFERENCE

LET IT GOOOOOOOO
LET IT GOOOOOOOO

Okay focus. So does anybody out there read the Fallen Star series? With Gemma and Alex and *shudders* Nicholas? I feel like I'm alone in the world when it comes to those books. I mean, it's about a girl who's been infused with the energy of a fallen star and is the key to opening an inter-dimensional portal and letting a bunch of Death Walkers freeze the world, so who wouldn't want to read that? To all non-fans that probably sounded very odd, but I guess everything fangirls say sounds odd to people who aren't in that fandom. THE FAN KINGDOM!

I'm making an attempt to start a band called the Red Onyx. Currently, the total member list is as follows:

Me

So yeah. I have the titles for the first three albums planned out, and have lyrics set to four of the songs. Writing lyrics is the easy part - actually writing sheet music will be the semi-difficult part. I'm debating whether or not to dump that task on someone else if anyone decides to join the band - which is highly unlikely considering my popularity level. Wow, I'm actually making a genuine attempt to be social. What is this sorcery? WHAT DARK MAGIC IS AT PLAY HERE? I DON'T WANT TO BE SOCIAL I WANT TO HIDE IN MY EVIL LAIR (aka my closet) AND BE ANTISOCIAL AND WRITE BOOKS AND LISTEN TO RANDOM DARK SONGS ON REPEAT

And this post is an example of how off-topic and weird I can get.

But I think my all-time best off topic conversation was when I went from thinking up dares to marshmallow pillows in the space of five minutes.