So my mom came back to talk to me while I was on my drawing app and I was working on drawing hands and she just suddenly stops talking and goes "Is that a butt?"

I look at her

Then at the drawing

Then back at her as I finally process what she said

I reply "IT IS A FINGER. A HAND. HUMANS HAVE HANDS."

She proceeds to die laughing and leave my room and I am left to lay there and question my life decisions