THIS NEW WATTPAD FORMAT IS GOING TO MAKE ME EXPLODE.

I CANT EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW TO COMMENT

AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH IM GOING TO EXPLODE EVACUATE THE AREA

Calm down...calm down...just go read a book...

BUT I CANT FREAKING FIGURE OUT HOW

I said calm down. There's no need for you to get angry. I'm sure you can learn in a matter of hours.

BUT I DONT HAVE HOURS I MUST READ NOW

You can survive without Wattpad you know.

HOW?! TELL ME HOW.

Um...Its quite simple...you just...uh...

EXACTLY. NOW SHUT UP AND GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

{And this has been me having a temper tantrum, then a mental breakdown, and finally talking to myself.}