My brother's friend moved away, and now he's calling every two seconds. EVERY TWO SECONDS.

Phone: *rings*

Me: *looks at caller ID* ______ again. *walks away*

Phone: *rings*

Me: *walks back over and looks at caller ID* Once again, ______.

Phone: *rings*

Me: IF THIS IS ______ AGAIN I'M GOING TO SCREAM. *checks caller ID* *screams*

Phone: *rings*

Me: *bangs head off table*

True story. He actually called thirteen times before he stopped.