I've made up a scenario in which Ranger and I meet:

Ranger: Get out of my life.

Me: I created you.

Ranger: Yeah, why?

Me: You do whatever I want you to do.

Ranger: Yeah, why?

Me: I basically control your actions.

Ranger: Yeah, why?

Me: STOP WITH THE FROZEN REFERENCES OKAY

Ranger: Hehe...nope...

Me: I hate you.

Ranger: I'm technically you, since you created me to be just like you.

Me: *evil face* Yeah, why?

Ranger: So if you hate me, you technically hate yourself.

Me: Yeah, why?

Ranger: Stop using my annoying catchphrases against me.

Me: ...Yeah, why?

Ranger: *shoots bolt of Ender Energy*

Me: *creates shield of author-energy-stuff*

Ranger: Da heck was that?!

Me: Author magic. You should try it sometime.

Ranger: I'm not an author...

Me: Hallelujah!