Lia: say you love me

Blair: I love me

Lia: Okay I walked straight into that one

Blair: Yeah yeah you did
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-before sophia was born-

Lily (FutureFlame): I'm snowbelle

Aquos: -not surprised- huh? Oh about time

Lily: Your not surprised and you knew

Aquos: your not the best at hidding shit Sophia

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Rhodinite: i love you brie

Brielle: -reading- i love me too Rhod

Rhodinite: -hugs her- your mean

Brielle: i have a reputation Rhod. I love you

Rhodinite; Love you too
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Emir: I don't understand how come Thomas left me for you

Taichi: Simply -points at Emir and makes the gesture for something small then points at himself and spreads his arms out-

Emir: -growls in anger-

Thomas: 0////////////0

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Lia: Who Ate My Leftovers!

Brendon: -from the other side of the room- Who Ate My Sister's Ass

Lia: Fair Point

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Lia: I'm gay

Blair: And curved outa hell cause god damn you are hot

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Brendon: Name which of the seven dwarfs vest describes your significant other

Rhodinite, Arthur and Solis: -staying silent looking at each other sweating-

Blair: The Smartest Men On This Planet

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Arthur: Hey dad can I get a ride to school

Aster: I dunno can you

Arthur: I dunno can you do something to help your own child and not joke around

Aloya: ooooh snap

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Maria: -saves Solis from falling by having him pinned to a tree with a spear by his clothing-

Solis: thank you!

Maria: I'm sorry!

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Pyros: I'm the best dad

Aquos: You wish

Arios: Irrelevant I would be

Terros: Can't we all just agree that we would be grest father's. Besides you guys gave and would give your children anxiety. Look at Rhodinite. He doesn't have any anxiety problems only occasional ptsd. Look at the twins and sophia... look at them they have anxiety

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Blair: if your gay and you know it clap your hands

Brendon: Clap and a half to all the bisexuals

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Rhodinite; -doing something stupid-

Brielle: That's my boyfriend

Maria: I am so sorry to hear that

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Rhodinite: House arrest wouldnt even be a punishment for me

Arthur: Outside arrest

Rhodinite: The horror

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Arthur: Excuse my pooty mouth SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Everyone: 0-0 Well then

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Marco: KISS MY ASS WORLD

Grim: As a spokesman for the World: no thank your not my type

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Bellatrix: Curse words are illegal now if you say any you will be fined

Solis: heck

Bellatrix: Your on thin fucking ice -gasps- oh no

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Aster: synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy. But if you invite them to your cabin in the woods your going to die

Selene: My favorite is the difference between a booty call and butt dial

Elio: Try this one for size Forgive me father for I have sinned and sorry daddy I have been naughty

Aloya: -covering baby Solis, Bellatrix and Arthur's ears-

Arthur: 😛

Solis: -asleep-

Bellatrix: -nibbling on Aloya's hair-