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Marco and Alexia: -asleep-

Ali and Victoria: -giggle and sneak into their parents room- Mommy daddy wake up

Marco: Alexia can you deal with them please

Alexia: No before dawn they are your children

Marco: -groans-
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Rhodinite: -as a little kid- When I grow up I wanna marry an angel

Jayson: Sure you will

-timeskip to now-

Jayson's ghost: -sees Brielle holding Rhodinite's hand- Holy shit he actually did it
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Blair: I wonder what would happen if I gave Lia catnip

Brendon: It will most likely not end up in the erotic situation you are thinking of
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Rhodinite: I have traumatic expiriences -points at Bellatrix- you have traumatic experiences -points at Thomas- he has traumatic experiences. Is there anyone else with traumatic experiences I should know about

Marco; -slowly raises his hand-
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Tilly: -sees Arthur asleep on the couch and goes to prank him by slapping whipped cream onto his face-

Arthur: -wakes up and pecks her lips then has the whipped cream hit her gently in the face- nice try

Tilly: -pouts but giggles- Cheater
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Kumi: You know your gunna loose him to me

Maria: Excuse me

Kumi: You heard me your not gunna get that boy

Maria: bitch come back when your ass is relevant to the story

Everyone else: Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
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Brielle and Rhodinite: -arguing-

Arthur: Why are they fighting

Blair: Dunno don't care it is awesome

Brielle: -mentions about her being superior-

Rhodinite: That's not wait it looked like last night in bed

Brielle: FUCK YOU

Rhodinite: No Fuck You

Brendon: They are fighting over who is the sassiest and most sarcastic

Marco: Wow what an honour but as the reigning champion I must say I am afraid of the competition this year -says sarcastically-
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Lia: Dammit I failed the test

Blair: Well I guess you could say :3

Lia: No

Blair: you

Lia: Don't

Blair: Got

Lia: Blair don't you fucking dare

Blair: ......

Lia: -sighs in relief-

Blair: -whispers in her ear- Schooled

Lia: -flips the desk- I will fucking end you!!
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Marie(luis's sister): -doing something maniacal and stupid-

Luis: would you believe I share genetic material with her

Emir: why because she is an anarchistic bitch or because your a giant pussy

Luis: 0°0

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