!Warning! !Warning! !Warning! 

This rant will mostly be directed for the female audience of this book. Focusing more on something... feminine. 

But if you boys think you're man enough to stick around and read through this, then alright, you want to rock on the wild side? I'm cool with that. 

Anyways, what is a troll? 

Usually it's some internet whackjob on the internet trying to ruin everyone's fun. 

But a Troll can also be identified as annoying... and I mean really, REALLY, annoying. 

It can also be identified as not a "who" but a "what".

Now you all must be thinking like, "Maddie, is this going somewhere?" "Do you have a point?"

Yes, and shush! I'm getting to it! >:3 

Anyways, to all of the female teenage readers that check this book out, by now we've all experience "Mother Nature" have we not?

It's what I like to call it. A little code name I developed. 

Its technical term?

Period. 

Now all the boys must be thinking like, "AHHH SHE'S ON HER PERIOD, ABORT MISSION, ABORT!!!" 

I AM NOT ON MY PERIOD YOU EGGHEADS! 

Anyways, back to my rant. It's SO annoying!

And it TROLLS SO HARD!!!!!

Like take a couple days ago; I just woke up, ready to start the day, I go to the bathroom and what do I see? Blood coming out of me! 

So I'm like, "Crap, it's back already?!"

So of course I put a pad on to help, get dressed and go on with my day. Cool?

NOT COOL! 

Because, fast forward to present day, I check for blood on day three and what do I get?

NOTHING! A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING! 

It does this so much lately!

Like it starts to show, and then it just vanishes for DAYS on end until a whole flood of it ambushes me when I start to think "Oh okay, so it was just a false alarm and it's not here yet, I won't wear a pad today..."

And BAM! It stains a perfectly good pair of underwear and jeans. -_-

Nice going period. 

I don't like you and you don't like me, but once a month we're going to be visiting each other for the next, 20-30 something years. 

So we can PLEASE STOP with the trolling?! 

Cause that would just help make things a whole lot easier! 

All the girls out there, PLEASE tell me you've went through something like this? Comment below!

Also, if any guys made it all the way to the end? Give yourselves a pat on the back and have a cookie :3 If not... you are not as swift as the coursing river -3- 

END OF RANT!