My stepmom wouldn't give my little brother (the spoiled one) ice cream at the store because it would melt in the car after we get his haircut and he began sulk. I said, "Oh so you're mad because you wouldn't get ice cream?"
No response.
"Wow, very childish. You, now you are a baby." (I would swear, but he's 4. And I'm usually not mean to him, but he's so spoiled that he deserves to be slapped)
He pouted. "Well, if I had a knife, I would thwow it at your throat!"
OK, this is coming from a kid who is allowed to watch The Hunger Games.
"I'll rip out all your organs," I retorted.
"Well, you'll already be dead!" he screamed.
"Good, I'd rather be dead than be your sister."
OK that was kinda mean, because he began tearing up and his voice cracked. "I... I'm sowwy... You're my favowite sister... I didn't mean it."
"Good, now stop trying to kill me," I said, and that was the end of it.
It was a 'you had to be there' kinda thing, but if you saw a toddler threatening to stab a katana in my gut you'd die laughing.
I did.