No

Stop

Get out of my country

why is everyone moving here??

We don't have room guys

Ok

so

In the chapter I have for you:

A NZ TRANSTION SO IF I SAY ANYTHING YOU"LL KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

Dairy= A gas station just with no gas

Boot= Trunk you know that thing at the back of your car

cupboard= pantry 

I never say these things

never

what about a TK translation

Lapis= Mah senpai (◕‿◕✿)

Peridot= Me

Bill= My cuz

Mettaton= My cuz's friend (Girlfriend)

nabstablook= SHANNOOONM (another one of bill's friends)

GEORIGA= Friend in IRL

Doritos= Food

OHIO= good morning

Koro-sensei= a thing from an anime with THREE WHOLE ASSES IN THE TITLE

my face right now ^^^

Diet water= A bat shit crazy piece of fuckery 

Bag of shit= A unfair person or a fibbler

A fibbler= a liar