Troubleismymiddlename: Wedge, you there

Goodbro: Yeah, why

Troubleismymiddlename: Wanna sneak out

Goodbro: Why?

Troubleismymiddlename: Because there's a Beyonce concert-

Goodbro: BEYONCE!!!!!!

Troubleismymiddlename: I knew you'd understand

Goodbro: When do we leave

Troubleismymiddlename: I'm already there. I'll send you my coordinates to the concert. Doesn't start for another 5 minutes

Goodbro: OKAY!

After the concert

Goodbro: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

Troubleismymiddlename: Aw thx bro, I love you too

Dadwave: So do I

Goodbro: DAD!?

Troubleismymiddlename: Oh shit!

Dadwave: Did any humans see you

Troubleismymiddlename: NO! I swear!

Goodbro: We've been good.

Dadwave: Then why did I get a call from one of Beyonce's clients about a selfie with her

Goodbro:....Hotshot made me do it

Goodbro had left the conversation

Troubleismymiddlename: WEDGE!

Dadwave: HOTSHOT!

Troubleismymiddlename: Uh oh

Troubleismymiddlename has left the conversation

Dadwave: I'm gonna kill that boy one day