Narrator: The seven-million-year history
of mankind is about to end. It is not due to a nuclear war or an invasion by an alien race, or even a collision with an asteroid. Mankind now faces its extinction, its end, at the hands of none other than the creators of mankind themselves, the gods!

Lucas: The time has come, my brother, Eddie

[THE COUNCIL OF VALHALLA, COUNCIL HALL]

Zeus: Now then, everyone, 1,000 years have
already passed since the last session. Let us commence our meeting. The Council on the Fate of Mankind attended by all the gods of the world. The question is... Do we allow mankind to continue to exist for the next 1,000 years... or do we bring their existence to an end? Gods and goddesses, make your opinions known.

Shiva: Here's what I think. They should be wiped out. I've watched them these last 1,000 years, but they have zero intention of reforming. Let's demolish the whole lot of them.

Aphrodite: Yes, you are quite right, Shiva. These past 1,000 years, the world has become increasingly unpleasant. The oceans are filled with trash and oil, the forests are dying out, and creatures continue to go extinct. You could even say mankind itself is a calamity that is annihilating all living things
on the face of the earth.

The gods began discussing amongst each other

Aphrodite is right!

Mankind should be exterminated!

Those scum are a pestilence!

I'm weary of leading them.

I couldn't agree more!

Zeus: Well, it seems we've come to a decision. By unanimous vote, The Council on the Fate of Mankind
has decided to end...

Me: Wait!

The gods where shocked

What?

Who was that?

Well, if it isn't those half breed brothers.

It's a halfbreed!

What are you thinking, Eddie?

You can't stop the gods
from concluding a decision!

Me: With all due respect, gods and goddesses, I have an objection.

The gods were annoyed

Stay out of this, halfbreed!

Stay out of this, Eddie!

Odin: You stupid half-breed god! This is a matter for the gods,
so butt out!

The crows stop his shoulders chimed in

You want to fight? Then bring it on!

Admittedly, mankind's tyranny
and atrocities are egregious.

How dare you ignore me!

Me: However, simply eliminating them
would be too crude

Zeus: I see

Me: How about this? To determine whether it is worth allowing mankind to exist for another 1,000 years, demonstrate the mercy and power of the gods by testing mankind. Test them?

The crows chimes in again

Do you want to flood the earth again?

Or hasten the ice age and freeze them?

Me: No. There is a more effective method.

Everyone was shocked

What?

What is he up to?

Hey! What is he saying?

Me: The final battle between god and man, Ragnarok!

The gods merely shouted out confused

Ragnarok?

Me: As stipulated in the ultra-special clause
of Article 62, Paragraph 15 of the Constitution of Valhalla, it is "a one-on-one battle between the gods and mankind."

Narrator: The Law of the Final Battle Between God and Man, otherwise known as "Ragnarok." It is a tournament of one-on-one battles between 13 humans and 13 gods. Whichever side achieves seven victories first wins. The moment mankind loses seven times, their destruction is decided. On the other hand, if mankind wins, their existence for the next 1,000 years is guaranteed. But this law has never once been applied
since the birth of mankind. This is because humans defeating gods is utterly impossible In other words, the statute is a mere formality. It was established purely as a joke by the gods.

The gods were surprised and confused by the halfbreed stating this

What a bunch of nonsense!

I would've thought a halfbreed like you would know.

Humans are no match for gods!

It's a total waste of time!

It's a total waste of time!

That's right!

It will be mere child's play!

What's the point in us
facing off against humans?

Utterly ludicrous!

Me: So I take it that it is the gods' opinion
that mankind should be eliminated... and... that you want to avoid direct competition with humans?

The gods were offended and confused again

What?

What?

Me: You want to eliminate mankind
without battling them? You don't want to fight them face-to-face? Could it be? Is it possible that...

The halfbreed smirked very happily

Me: y'all are fucking pussies!

That last line echoed though out the entire room as the gods faced lit up with such anger

Me: If that's true,
then please excuse me for interfering.

Justin: onii chan... Please ignore my remarks. Let's forget about Ragnarok and all that. Don't do that! You'll end up being eliminated
before mankind is! Please apologize to them! Onii chan?

Me: What?

Justin: They're not angry?

There's one thing Eddie was quite confident of

Me: I fucking knew it. The gods are
far more short-tempered than mankind.

The gods were shaking in anger and fritter their teeth

Zeus: I see. Ragnarok, right? I find your proposal intriguing. Thank you for bringing it up. Quite intriguing. What do you say, everyone? It's been a while, so wouldn't you like to see the thundering of the gods and our overwhelming ferocity? How about it, everyone? Let us gods fight it out against mankind!

Narrator: Thus, the final battle
between god and man, Ragnarok, was unexpectedly approved!

Zeus: Boys, I would like you to select those
who will represent mankind. You want to assist mankind, don't you? After all,
you are the tragic half breeds trio, the half-god, demon and angel along with half-human beings who were once reduced to being one of the fallen ending up here, Right?

Me: I shall select
the thirteen most powerful fighters for mankind's seven million years of history.

[VALHALLA ARENA]

Justin: It's about to begin, onii chan.

Me: Yes.

Narrator: Who will be the first
to fight for the gods? For countless eons...

HEIMDALL, WATCHMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE: ...I have waited to blow Gjallarhorn! To announce the start of the final battle between god and man, Ragnarok Hey, you all. Are you ready? The rules are simple. Victory is determined
when either a human or a god dies. In other words, when their existence is permanently terminated. In the first bout, representing the gods is...this man! All the gods want to see this guy get serious in a fight. His Mjölnir shatters continents. If this dude can't do it, then who can? He lives and dies by war! The strongest Norse god, Thor!

Justin: Yikes! It's Thor, god of thunder There's no way we can win, big bro!

Lucas: Not to worry, otouto I'm sure he will defeat him.

Me: Of those whom I have met
on the battlefield, he is the strongest... In fact, he is the biggest warrior and most pure hearted warrior of them all.

MOST PURE

Heimdall: And the foolish human who will
represent mankind against the gods is this man! Will the seven million years
of mankind's reign end here?

The humans shouted out in excitement and anger towards the gods

- Nay!

- Nay!

Heimdall: Will the seven million years
of mankind's glory be forgotten?

- Nay!

- Nay!

Heimdall: It's him...Goodness me! This man is here to maintain the hopes and dreams of mankind! I ask you, is there anyone other than this man who could defeat a god?

The gods shouted back

- Nay!

- Nay!

Heimdall: Is there any doubt that there is no one greater than him
in all of human history?

The humans screamed aloud

- Nay!

- Nay!

Heimdall: The most powerful of all Chinese heroes!

Lü Bu!

Human: My lord...Buddha, protect us. Buddha, protect us.

Lucas: You there, human. Cease your prayers. The enemy that we must defeat is... the very gods you are praying to now.

Heimdall: With mankind's existence on the line in their final battle with the gods, Ragnarok, we've got one hell of an opening bout! For the gods, it's the strongest of the Norse gods, the berserker of thunder! Thor And the human challenger is... the strongest hero of the Three Kingdoms! Lü Bu! This is truly a battle of strongest versus strongest The electricity in the stands is also at max voltage!

Forseti: Thor! Annihilate that lowly human
with a single blow!

Narrator: Suddently the the crowd grew silent. The fighter known as Lu Bü, had not yet arrived

A guy in orange then teleports into the arena

???: Mmm? So this must be the place?

Heimdall: what!? Who are you human? How did you get here? Where's Lu Bü?

???: Huh? What's a Lu Bü?

Heimdall: he's the fighter fighting for humanity!?

???: That's strange. The 3 guys up there said I would be fighting someone

The stranger then points up to the halfbreed trio

Me:

Lucas: MarvelousSanazuki

Justin: SONOW0409

Zeus was surprised by this as he watched stop his stone throne

Heimdall: but- but- but, this wasn't in the rules!

???: Well I'm fighting for humanity anyways. Heard there was someone strong here to fight. Is that you?

Heimdall: oh hell no! It's that guy over there!

Heimdall points to Thor, who was staring at him menacingly

???: Oh, well thank you. My name is Son Goku, some people call me kakarot but I prefer to call myself Goku

Zeus: my my, most intriguing

Zeus strokes his beard in great interest and curiosity

Heimdall: well um...I guess we'll just go straight to the fighting...let the round begin!

Heimdall ran off to a safe edge of the arena

The fighters stared at each other and analysed each other

Goku: so, shall we start now or...

Thor: mmm...

[IN THE CROWD]

Krillin: hey you guys, you really think Goku can handle this guy? I mean we've all seen him and fought with him against powerful guys before but... something feels different about this guy

Beerus: well if course he is, he is a god. But not the same kind of god as me, he was born into being a god

Whis: oh yes lord Beerus, however I think there might be something you should know

Beerus: and that is?

Whis: you should behave here, everyone here is either a god or a human, so you are outmatched in case you are thinking of having a temper tantrum

Beerus: grr! Mmm! Fine...

Gohan: don't worry guys. My dad is one of the strongest guys I know. I'm sure he can win this fight

Chi Chi: yeah! That's my Goku! Kick his ass honey!

Piccolo: mmm...I sense a great power from the both of them

Vegeta: I have faith in Kakarot. He is a Saiyan with no limits

Frieza: ho ho ho ho. Hello Monkeys

Vegeta: gah! Frieza! What the hell are you doing here! How did you get here!?

Frieza: same way you did

Krillin: shouldn't someone like you be in hell

Frieza: shouldn't someone like you be blown up

Krillin: fuck you

Cell: well looks like everyone's getting ready to fight

Majin Buu: Buu want fight!

Piccolo: huh!?

Gohan: hello...Cell...

Cell: Gohan...

Whis: my my so much tension

Roshi: uh..how the fuck did they get into heaven

Cell: halfbreeds summoned us all here

Gohan: mmm...

Frieza: anyways we are just here to see that Saiyan monkey's eventual demise

Chi Chi: hey! That's my Goku you're talking about!

Cell: yeah Friezaz, besides I wanna see how far he's grown since he's beaten us. I mean I still want to see his demise but I don't want him dead instantly like you

Buu: Buu hungry!

Beerus: you're speaking my language bubble gum man

Whis: I'll see if I can find something for you lord Beerus

Roshi; mmm, I hope Goku can last out there

Chi Chi: what do you mean? Isn't he just going to win like always

Roshi: well...in the tournament of power when we had a fighting chance to prevent our universe from being wiped out, we faced mortals. We faced beings we had a good chance at beating. But here, as I sense their energy, I fear Goku is going to have a tough time

Piccolo: I've known Goku for a long time. I know he'll give it his all in the end and fight with all his heart. That's just who he is

Vegeta: yes green man. I agree

Krillin: luckily I got some senzu beans from korrin

Gohan: wait is that even allowed

Cell: that should be CHEATING

Gohan: didn't you have a senzu bean in your own games despite saying they were illegal

Cell: weren't you a coward back then

Gohan: didn't I beat your fucking ass

Frieza: the monkeys got you there

Cell: SHUT IT

Krillin: burned him Gohan

Gohan: hehe

[Balcony human side]

Justin: I'm overwhelmed! Onii chan, do you really think Goku can win?

Me: "Humans can't possibly defeat gods." Is that what you think, otouto?

Justin: Well, I mean... I am sure that is what all the gods here still think.

Me: That's exactly why we have a chance. This is the perfect moment to bash their smug faces in as they scoff at humans.

Justin: Bash them in?

Me: Bash them in.

Justin: Their smug faces?

Lucas: Their smug faces.

Justin: You know, you can sometimes say
some pretty mean things.

Heimdall: You have no idea how weary I've grown waiting for the day when I can blow this thing with all my might!

Narrator: According to Edda, the story of Norse mythology, when Heimdall, watchman of the apocalypse, sounds the horn of the apocalypse, Gjallarhorn, the final battle between god and man, Ragnarok, will commence.

-Pulverize him.

-It's really going to start...

Heimdall: The one-on-one battle
between gods and humans. THE FIRST BOUT IN THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN GOD AND MAN

THOR VS. GOKU

THE BATTLE BEGINS!

Heimdall: The battle between the strongest gods and the strongest humans! The first bout
of this tournament is about...

- What's that?

- Oh, my!

Heimdall: Both combatants have lowered their weapons! Their guard is down! Neither of them is taking a stance! Now they're approaching one another! Unbelievably, both have started off with their guard down What's more, they're both casually closing the distance between them! So they couldn't care less how the other comes at them. Neither of them has any intention
of sizing up the other.

Justin: I figured this would happen.

Me: That's Goku for you!

Lucas: Quite right.

-What the heck is with that human?

-What a cocky, disrespectful boor!

- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!

- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!

- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!

- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!

- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!

That's my lord!

- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!

- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!

- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!

- Huzzah!
- Huzzah!

Justin: Onii chan, is that guy really going to be all right? Doesn't it seem like Goku is the one scoffing at the gods? This must be how the greatest humans live.

Narrator: Thor and Goku. These dissimilar men have only a single thing in common. They live to fight their opponents into the ground and get stronger!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxzkTzaybl0

(4:30 - 5:13) (imagine Lu Bü as Goku)