Omg I just shut the door on my cats tail and it went like this :
Cat : *screams*
Me : *screams*
Cat : *hisses*
Me : *screams*
Cat : *puts claws out*
Me : *screams*
Cat : ...
Me : *screams*
Cat : *runs past me*
Me : *screams and falls to the ground*
Cat : *hisses again*
Me : *scrambles to stairs and falls down them*

I ACTUALLY FELL DOWN THE STAIRS.

It sounded
Like
A
Banshee
Was Chasing
Me.

It's been 10 minutes and my legs are still shaking.