Monopoly

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Me : *sigh* And so it begins
Brother : Might as well quit, I'm just going to win.
Sister : *takes Coca Cola and McDonalds*
Me : *eye twitch* HOW DARE YOU.
YOU TAKE MY BUSINESSES I TAKE YOUR ENTIRE. MARKET.
Sister : ...
~ 10 Minutes Later ~
Brother : *takes my top billboard*
Me : *smiles sweetly and slowly holds up Wooden Spoon*
Brother : O0O
Me : Oh good job getting that extremely profitable business! *smiles*
*slowly getting more annoyed*
Brother : *takes mom's billboard*
Mom : DDD:
Me : *points wooden spoon at face* I'm watching you.
Dad : *gives me more money*
Me : Why thank you ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
Brother : *wins*
Brother : *grabs field hockey stick and swings it in slow mo* ( HE DOES THIS SO FRICKING MUCH I WILL PUNCH HIM )
Brother : *hits wall with stick*
Me : (;一_一)
Brother : OoO
Family : Uh Oh
Me : *whacks him on the back with wooden spoon* Death!
Me : *inspects innocent stick for damage*
Me : *sees paint is chipped*
Me : (ಥ﹏ಥ)
Me : (ʘᗩʘ')

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