Chapter 1

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Jimin
Hey

Jimin
Uhm

Jimin
Who's this?

Jimin
I'm Jimin

Yoongi
Isn't this something I'm supposed to ask?

Jimin
You are right

Jimin
So yeah as I said I'm Jimin

Jimin
Now who are you?

Yoongi
Why would I just tell you?

Yoongi
A stranger

Yoongi
Who told me a name that could be made up?

Jimin
Because...

Jimin
You're nice?

Yoongi
Not really

Jimin
Alright I guess I'll tell you more about myself so I'm not a stranger anymore

Jimin
I'm male, 21 years old and objectively attractive

Jimin
At least tell me if you're male or female

Yoongi
Male so you can stop flirting

Yoongi
Why did you even message this number in the first place?

Jimin
So

Jimin
Don't laugh

Jimin
But I was bored

Jimin
And just typed in a random number on my phone

Jimin
Talk to me?

Yoongi
You have no friends, right?

Jimin
Oh shut up

Jimin
I have friends

Yoongi
Yeah sure you have

Jimin
I swear I do

Jimin
I can list some of them

Jimin
...

Jimin
I'm not making this any better am I?

Yoongi
Yup

Jimin
I'll shut up but I really do have friends

Yoongi
Sure sure

Yoongi
My name's Yoongi, you poor guy that has no friends

Jimin
I'm happy that you gave me a name but fuck you

Yoongi
So Jimin why are you awake and bored at 2 am?

Jimin
I accidentally drank some Coke earlier and now I'm wide awake and everyone is asleep

Yoongi
Sucks to be you

Jimin
Oh thank you

Yoongi
My pleasure

Yoongi
So tell me about you if you're that bored

Jimin
Perfect~

Jimin
So

Jimin
I'm from Seoul

Yoongi
And?

Jimin
There isn't really that much else to say about me

Jimin
You know everything

Yoongi
Wow you're a boring person

Yoongi
How long have you been living there? What do you do? Where do you live? On your own or alone?

Yoongi
Why are you making me put an effort into this?

Jimin
Sorry usually I don't really have to tell people about me

Yoongi
Oh yeah right

Yoongi
You have no friends

Jimin
I DO HAVE FRIENDS!!!

Yoongi
Yup

Jimin
God I hate you

Jimin
Anyways I live on my own. Go to college rn so my parents pay for my flat.

Jimin
Anything else... oh yeah I'm actually from Busan and moved here six years ago. I do have friends. Quite a lot actually.

Yoongi
Yeah I get it you have friends

Yoongi
Busan is awesome. My mum grew up there

Jimin
That's nice

Jimin
Is it just me or are we both being awkward as fuck

Yoongi
That's just my character

Jimin
Ha same

Jimin
Wanna tell me something about you after I have opened up this much? Please note the sarcasm

Yoongi
Yeah I now know that you're pretty much every 21-year-old male living in Seoul

Yoongi
Me uhm

Yoongi
I like music

Jimin
Wow now that is unique

Yoongi
I know I know

Yoongi
What else

Yoongi
I'm 23. Live with my dad

Yoongi
I have a tattoo

Jimin
Okay wow

Jimin
Show

Yoongi

Jimin
I wish I could get one too

Jimin
But I don't have the guts

Yoongi
I was kind of talked into it so it didn't take that much guts to do it

Jimin
Talked into it?

Yoongi
It's supposedly hotter

Yoongi
And manlier

Yoongi
Apparently my face is too pretty

Yoongi
I had a job that was a bit more about appearance and looking hot

Jimin
Like a bartender or host?

Yoongi
Yeah something along those lines

Jimin
So you're handsome as well?

Yoongi
I think it's a bit of a taste thing

Jimin
Isn't that like everyone

Yoongi
I'm a bit on the shorter side and not really muscular or anything

Jimin
How tall?

Yoongi
174 cm

Jimin
Fuck this shit

Jimin
I'm 173 cm

Jimin
I hate you

Yoongi
I'm amused

Yoongi
Dwarf

Jimin
...

Jimin
I'm going to sleep

Yoongi
No don't leave

Yoongi
I was just starting to have fun

Jimin
Obviously

Jimin
I really should go to sleep though

Yoongi
Same

Yoongi
Let's chat again tomorrow

Yoongi
Stranger that has no friends

Jimin
Sounds good

Jimin
and ugh

Jimin
Night Yoongi

Yoongi
Night Jimin

A/N

Hehehe finally~

So this is a story that I have been thinking about forever and finally got to write~

It's inspire by a german yoonmin ff I wrote 3 years ago, but I pretty much changed everything.

I hope you enjoy the ride because there's quite some shit that'll be going down~