Chapter 3

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Jimin
So I have this friend...

Yoongi
Your efforts into creating the illusion of having friends are impressive

Jimin
...who keeps coming over just to use my switch and it's annoying the fuck out of me

Jimin
fuck you

Jimin
But he's a friend of my friend and I can't just kick him out like that because my other friend who I actually care about would be pissed

Yoongi
Well it's not your job to please his friends

Yoongi
Just tell your FRIEND that and I'm sure he'll understand

Jimin
Should I?

Yoongi
It's your stuff and you don't even have to allow him into your house you know

Yoongi
Try not to be an asshole about it tho

Jimin
But I am an asshole

Jimin
That's the only way they know me

Yoongi
What is it with you continuously saying you're an asshole?

Yoongi
Is that a trend these days?

Yoongi
Is being an asshole cool now?

Yoongi
Am I that old already?

Jimin
No that's just me objectively analyzing my behavior

Yoongi
And what exactly makes you an asshole?

Jimin
I've done a lot of mean shit

Yoongi
Like cake in the face mean?

Jimin
No like getting them kicked out of school mean

Jimin
Or beating the shit out of them

Yoongi
So my first instinct right now would be to block your number and never chat with you again

Yoongi
But some small part of me hopes that maybe you have a good reason for me not to do that right now, so I'm not going to deny your existence right away

Yoongi
What the hell is wrong with you?

Yoongi
Why would you do that?

Jimin
Honestly?

Jimin
I don't know

Jimin
I get angry easily

Yoongi
And you just decided that you'll get them kicked out?

Yoongi
How do you even do that?

Jimin
I just hold grudges and I get carried away a bit

Jimin
And I know it's bad, but then again they're hurting me so why wouldn't I be allowed to hurt them?

Jimin
Also my father is friends with the headmaster

Yoongi
I don't even know what to say

Yoongi
Like it's not going to change anything

Yoongi
But don't do that?

Yoongi
It's a dick move

Yoongi
Just because they did something to piss you off they don't deserve to get kicked out of school

Yoongi
And you seem okay over chat so I don't get why you would be such an asshole in real life?

Jimin
Sorry if that's offensive

Jimin
But I don't care about you

Jimin
You are some random stranger on the internet I'm chatting with of whom I haven't even seen one picture

Jimin
That makes telling you things and being myself a lot easier

Jimin
And I also don't really have to worry about you going behind my back

Yoongi
You sound paranoid as fuck

Jimin
Been through some shit

Yoongi
That makes it a bit easier not to hate you

Yoongi
Still

Yoongi
You really shouldn't do these things

Yoongi
At least try not to

Jimin
It just happens

Jimin
But I try not to

Yoongi
I guess that's enough for now

Yoongi
Back to some more relaxed conversations?

Yoongi
It's not like I know you well enough to really say anything

Jimin
Yeah sure

Jimin
What do you wanna talk about?

Yoongi
You said you're in Seoul? Is there stuff you enjoy doing there?

Jimin
I actually do martial arts and dance so there's that

Jimin
And aside from that just spend a lot of time partying and sometimes hanging out with 'friends'

Yoongi
Hey even you are starting to put friends under quotation marks

Jimin
I HAVE FRIENDS

Jimin
Jesus

Yoongi
It's Yoongi

Jimin
...

Jimin
I am so conflicted on whether or not I like you

Jimin
Actually no

Jimin
I think I'm pretty sure I like you

Jimin
You're chill

Jimin
Also you're like the only person I talk to at the moment

Yoongi
'Friends'

Jimin
I'm just going to ignore you

Yoongi
This is way too much fun

Yoongi
And you seem okay as well

Yoongi
A bit questionable when it comes to what you told me about your behavior but within the restrictions of our small chat you seem alright

Yoongi
Which is quite the compliment coming from me

Yoongi
Most people make me wanna vomit

Jimin
Know that feeling

Jimin
Yoongi?

Jimin
You still there?

Yoongi
Gtg

A/N

Just wanna point out that just because they write certain things in the chat those have to be the truth. They could be fractions of the truth, them bending the truth or straight-up lying for whatever reason.