Phil: * stares at a can of instant hair spray* ......

Smiley: your still thinking about it?

Phil: .....Fuck it * grabs the spray and uses it on his head *

3 seconds later....

POOF

Phil: * now has very dark green hair just like the dye Smiley has it's also very long and straight*
How does it look?

Smiley: 0.o look in a mirror....

Phil: okay.... * Looks in a mirror and sees his new hair * oh .... My.... GOD I LOOK LIKE IM EMO!!!!