On a random day

Phil: *talking to Smiley *  hey you wanna see a picture of my cock

Smiley: * not in the mood * HELL NO!!!

Phil: * shows Smiley a picture of a chicken and yes cock is another word for chicken for some reason* picture of my cock.

Smiley: * now amused * that's a chicken mother fucker.

Phil the master of puns and jokes