Jason: hey Mom why do you drink alot?

Smiley: well.....

5 years ago.....

Smiley: Phil I'm ho- * sees that Phil appears to be dead * NOOOOOOOO!!!!! * horrified and starts drinking a bottle of vodka*.

Phil: * awakens to show smiley that it was a prank* GOT YA SMI- * sees Smiley drinking vodka for the first time* SMILEY NO!!!!

Smiley: * drunk for the first time *  oh.... It's Phil's.... * HIC* ghost....

Phil: * takes the bottle away from Smiley* c'mon let's go get you sober....

Present

Jason: oh...

Smiley:  yeah.....