Jason: hey Zoe I'm gonna go prank Oscar

Zoe: how?

Jason: with this * holds out a replica of a vampire killing kit*

Zoe: oh c'mon Jason don't do that

Jason: I'm not gonna kill him I'm just going to scare him

Zoe: if he bites your neck don't say anything

Jason: I got that covered * puts on a necklace made of garlic*

Zoe: * face palms*