Smiley: meow ( what the hell? Why am I a cat?)

Phil: oh.... my.....fucking..... GOD!!!!! * Picks up cat Smiley and is hugging her * YOUR SO FUCKING CUTE!!!

Smiley: meow ( well at least Phil likes my new look)

Phil: seriously tho who did this to you Smiley?

Smiley: meow ( beats me)