Jason: * making a PB and j sandwich*

A portal opens...

Future Jason: ow

Jason: AHH

Future Jason: hello past me

Jason: wait your my future self?

Future Jason: yes

Future Jason is still wearing a green sweater he has long brown hair with some grey as well as a moustache with a beard blue pants and is missing his other hand is also a robot hand and he's also missing an eye

Jason: what the hell happened to my eye and my other hand?

Future Jason: well...

Flashback...

Future Jason: * running away from spirit * STAY AWAY FROM ME

Future spirit: NO

Future Jason: * slips on a banana peel * AHHHH * lands eye first on a sharp rock and gets nocked out*

5 minutes later....

Future Jason: ow... * Sees that his other hand is gone* FUCK

End of flashback...

Jason: 0.o

Future Jason: yeah....

Jason: that's just great