Phil: oh no Mr soggys glasses Fell on the floor, it's a shame he can't teach without it

Smiley: :) :l :( * gets up to investigate*

Phil: * sneaks up to Smiley and pulls her legs*

Smiley: * falls Head first into the Spike on the gloab and blood Begins to pour out and part of her brain too*

* Static.......*

Phil: * horrified* ....... never again