Art Credit: @art.burgyy on Instagram

NOTE: Neither of us have read some of the AUs in a long time so half of this is probably just exaggeration. Don't come after us with your pen swords.

• POPSTAR/ CELEBRITY AU

Request by: Legacyofhecate

SCENARIO 1

-This is like your typical school PE class where it's girls vs. boys. The girls are in one band and the boys are in another.

-They have to collaborate for a song because their managers, Grover and Juniper, said so.

-Annabae breaks down and faints after seeing them because Percy is actually her ex who cheated on her with Rachel!!!

-Every girl finds one guy from the other band hot. Except Thalia, who stays single with Nico. 

-Your everyday dose of Percabeth angst is dropped on you like a bombshell. 

-You explode.

-Everything explodes.

-The whole world explodes.

-Everyone dies...

Of angst.

-Anyway, Jason and Piper, Frank and Hazel, Leo and Calypso kiss, fall in love, and become a couple.

Even Grover and Juniper get together, do the dirty, and have 2.5 kids.

-The comment sections in the stories get awfully impatient and start aggressively yelling in all caps, "OH MY GODS YOU BLOCKHEADED BAFFOONS, JUST BITE EACH OTHERS FACES OFF AND MAKE UP ALREADY" at Percy and Annabeth.

-They don't. 

Because they're not like other girls/guys.

-More torture as you suffer fifteen more chapters of awkward sexual tension.

-And then when no one expects it (yeah, no. Everyone expects it), they kiss and become a couple again.

-The cliché epilogue comes crashing in through the window where Percy proposes to Annabae during a concert through a song, Annabae breaks down crying, she says yes (wondering what would happen if she says no and just walks off the stage though), they get married, have children named after their dead friends.

-The end. (Which is basically just a knock-off Disney plot ending)

SCENARIO 2

-Percy and Annabeth are celebrities, who have agreed to work together in a movie.

-Athena Chase and Poseidon Jackson are huge rivals.

-Slow burn, angst, 100K words, passionate kisses which was a part of the movie but felt real.

-Evil Rachel has to be inserted to make the story "interesting".

-Cliché epilogue strikes again.

-The end.

• RAISED ON OLYMPUS AU

Request by: Legacyofhecate

SCENARIO 1

-The Olympians suddenly decide they want to give up their seats. 

-So, they legally take full custody (read: steal) one Greek and one Roman kid of theirs. 

-Artemis and Hera suddenly have demigod children. 

-Being amazing parents, the Olympians raise them on Olympus. (Wow, never would have guessed!) 

-*insert fifteen chapters of them just being cared for by the Olympians*

 -The ships sail. 

-The demigods become gods. 

-The end.

SCENARIO 2

-The Big Three raise their kids on Olympus. 

-They go to camp. 

-The end.

• SOULMATE AU

-Cliché tattoos-

Percy: Owl and books.

Annabeth: Blue cookie (after which she goes into a dramatic soliloquy about how her life has been ruined), and waves.

Jason: Dove, heart, feathers.

Piper: Stapler, brick, eagle.

Frank: Gems and horses.

Hazel: Bear.

Nico: Sun (after which he has a heart attack).

Will: Skull (after which he contemplates why he has an emo dude as his soulmate).

Travis: Flowers.

Katie: Hermes' shoes.

Connor: Paintbrush (for Rachel) or flowers (for Miranda, because Miranda obviously does not have Sherman as her boyfriend).

Rachel/ Miranda: Same as Katie (how creative.)

-The other ships are given 1/100th of development time of that given to Percabeth.

-Slow burn, angst, enemies to lovers/ friends to lovers, extreme fluff. 

(This was all Percabeth, in case you were wondering. The other ships found their tutus once more. A strange feeling of ballet dancing resurfaced and because they had just had Rainbow Dash (the pony) as lunch a minute before, the rainbows just regurgitated right out of their facial orifices.)

-Cliché epilogue makes a comeback.

-The end.

*So, today is the one month anniversary of this book (holy crap, it's been a month already-), and we have received so many views and positive feedback for our chapters. Thank you so much! We appreciate each and every one of you, even you guys who silently vote on our chapters and don't comment, or just read it without doing anything. 

God, this is getting sappy.

Uh, well, bye! Thank you so much once again!*