I'm going to write some fanfiction of the TV show Riverdale having never watched an episode of it. With this said, I want to give a disclaimer that I don't hate this show and have absolutely nothing against it (the point being that I have not seen it) and I respect anyone who loves it. This is just lighthearted fun.

I have seen various disjointed clips of it on social media, and my flatmate used to watch it in his language (which I don't understand), so I know about "the epic highs and lows of college football" and the fact that the ginger one has magic bees, and I've seen the clip where a Sprouse twin named Jug goes on about his hat. Just in case you wanted to have some sort of idea where I am knowledge-wise.

Also if I don't know a character's name, I'm just going to make it up. I'm sorry. I know the basics I think. 

Let's have fun with this! And if you have any other fandom you'd like me to do this for, let me know in the comments. I'm pretty out of touch with a lot of popular content so we can do this for really any new fandom.