How long will it take?

I'll have the DNA results by tomorrow morning.

Right. I'm visiting Debbie tonight, we're going to search the house.

After last night? Do you think it's a good id-

I turn the tv off.

The caravan and all its wonders have lost my interest. We've reached the ferry that'll take us from home to a new country. From this point on, I'm forever a tourist.
I heard people say the French eat snails.

Sounds pretty shit.

Not as shit as avocado toast though.

Fuck those lying instagram models and attention whores plaguing our British schools with avocado everything.

Finn had left to get a litre of coke, fresh doughnuts, cigarettes, some fancy branded red wine
green grapes
Doritos in cool ranch
and chilli heatwave
a new road map
condoms
and a milky bar
- Love, G

Finn snatched the list from me. I told him to get as much on the list as he could and try asking for some cigarettes from the chavs in town instead of buying them. Now that I have time alone, let's see what this caravan has hidden away.