HARRY, TOM,
SAM AND HARRISON;
the core four 👻

that soccer twin
smh reminder to harry THAT WE
LIVE IN ENGLAND AND SOCCER IS ACTUALLY CALLED FOOTBALL?!

that soccer twin
i swear we need to cut
down the amount of
american tv you watch

that roast twin
wHY DO YOU ALWAYS
BLAME ME?!

that roast twin
that was actually tom who did that

phoebe buffay
#exposed

spoiler man
wHAT NO IM INNOCENT

phoebe buffay
keep telling yourself that

spoiler man
#protecttom2k17

that soccer twin
SHUT UP TOM NOT
EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU

that soccer twin
this time, it's about harry

that roast twin
i am suddenly really worried

the soccer twin
well it's a very wrenching
question i'm about to ask you

spoiler man
i didn't know 'wrenching'
was in your vocabulary

the soccer twin
🖕🏻

the soccer twin
wHO WAS THAT CHICK
YOU CALLED CUTE ON INSTA?!

phoebe buffay
"chick" you sound
like a player from high school

the roast twin
who says he isn't?

phoebe buffay
tru tru

the soccer twin
stfu

the soccer twin
aNSWER MY QUESTION

the roast twin
she's just some kid who
roasted me nothing much

spoiler man
"kid" she's probably
the same age as you

the roast twin
yeah ok i don't care

the soccer twin
but you called her cute

the roast twin
but i don't care

the soccer twin
but you called her cute

the roast twin
but i don't care

the soccer twin
but you called her cute

the roast twin
sHut up

the soccer twin
hmm okay say what
you want i'm captain of the ship

phoebe buffay
is there even a ship?

the soccer twin
hAZ WHAT THE HELL YOU EVEN CONFIRMED IT YOURSELF

the soccer twin

the soccer twin
like you said, your fanboy
reflexes couldn't stop you

spoiler man
there's a new ship in town

the roast twin
( one that neither of the
participants have a say in )

phoebe buffay
okay fair enough

phoebe buffay
i have a question

phoebe buffay
why is my name phoebe buffay?

the roast twin
bc you guys are the same person

phoebe buffay
hOW

the roast twin

the roast twin
this is why

phoebe buffay
i'm just gonna pretend
i didn't see that bye

spoiler man
you have forever
changed the way i see friends

the roast twin
and you can thank me for it ;)

the soccer twin
ya knowwww

phoebe buffay
we don'ttttttt

the soccer twin
sHuT uP pHoEbe

the soccer twin
okay everyone here in this chat has been roasted today

the soccer twin
...but phoebe

the roast twin
i WANNA DO THE HONOURS

phoebe buffay
oh god

the roast twin
you have internet.

spoiler man
HAHAHAHA

spoiler man
CLASSIC

the roast twin
you know you love me
( read )

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-ok so if y'all didn't get that last roast, it was from that funny af roast thing going between haz and harry on twitter
-also, the soccer twin is sam holland bc i feel like people don't appreciate him enough and he deserves more love ❤️
-and you guys have probably guessed this but spoiler man is tommmm and you will find out later why his name is spoiler man