Narrator (Ava):
As the Lord Capulet ventured out to marry his daughter,
Who, mind you, was still thirteen years of age,
He found a pedo with a weird laughter,
But he had the entire financial package.
Paris was the name, and to get comfortable,
He proclaimed a feast at his house;
As much as it was not a fable,
He chose his daughter’s failed spouse.

[Enter Peter, a Capulet servant]

Peter: These Capulets think I’m Peter Parker; as if I know how to read. They sent me to invite the guests whose names are written on this sheet, but what am I supposed to do now?

[Enter Romeo and Benvolio]

Peter: (approaches them) Could you please read out the names of the guests here? The Capulets are throwing a feast, but those morons don’t know that I can’t read.

[Romeo reads through the list, but stops at the mention of Rosaline]

Benvolio (Jake): Oh, god, not again.

Romeo (Hyunjin): Rosaline is invited! We should go, Ben!

Benvolio (Jake): Are you psycho?

Romeo (Hyunjin): But I wanna meet her! Come along, please!

Benvolio (Jake): I’ll only go if you promise me that you’ll see other women.

Romeo (Hyunjin): (smiling wickedly) Sure, bro.

[Exit Romeo and Benvolio]

Peter: But the names?