rating the gods 😶 (part 1)

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(lol if they were real I'd be dead by now-)

Hera:
Naur- I hate her- she couldn't have just been like "YOU TWO NEED TO GET ALONG I DON'T CARE IF UR ROMAN AND UR GREEK" nah she really had to erase their memories. NO WONDER SHE WAS RUNNING OUT OF ENERGY 😑 AND CUZ OF WHAT SHE DID TO LEO AND SUCH HE WAS A CHILD FOR HEAVENS SAKE. sooooo 1/10 cuz Hephaestus wouldn't be alive if I wasn't for her giving birth but that's the only reason. And maybe because she's so annoying that it makes me laugh-

Zeus:
Ughhhh. See this one is hard cuz I don't really like him cuz he was like "soo I know we need the demigods help to defeat Gaea and all buttttttt I don't like them So we're gonna go into full lock down and hope that she just goes back to sleep if we're lucky" like really? But then again he's Thaila and Jason's dad soooooo, 2/10 cuz Percy and his relationship is kinda hilarious-

Ares:
NO DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED. I DIDN'T LIKE HIM FROM THE BEGINNING- I WAS LIKE, "WAR GOD? NAH HE'D HATE ME LOL" AND THEN HE SET THEM UP AND DECIDED TO BATTLE PERCY- THE ONLY REASON I'M GIVING HIM A 1/10 IS CUZ HIS DAUGHTER IS CLARISSE AND NGL I KINDA LOVE HER AS A CHARACTER-

Hephaestus:
Ok this is the "don't even get me started" in a GOOD way. I LOVE HEPHAESTUS LOL. mostly cuz he's Leo's dad but that's not the point- he's low key kinda funny cuz of his 'people skills' and stuff. AND BTW HERA, HE DID NOT DESERVE TO BE THROWN OFF OLYMPUS ):< SO 9/10 CUZ HE NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS PEOPLE SKILLS AND TALK TO HE'S CHILDREN MORE BUT OTHER THAN THAT HE'S GREAT.

Apollo:
I PERSONALLY LOVE APOLLO. HE'S MY FAVORITE GOD HONESTY. SURE HE MIGHT BE A LITTLE ANNOYING WHAT WITH FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY GIRL AND HIS POETRY BUT HE'S HILARIOUS AND ACTUALLY A GREAT DAD. AND ONE OF HIS CHILDREN IS WILL SOLACE. YOU CAN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT- 1000/10 lol

Dionysus (Mr.D):
Ok so I actually like Dionysus cuz the way Rick Riordan made him as a character is hilarious. With him always 'messing up' people's names (we all know he does it on purpose) it's kind of hard not to find him at least a little funny. Also as it was shown in the last Olympian, he actually really cares about his children. And we love that so 8/10.

Hades:
I honestly love Hades and it's totally not cuz he's that dad of both Hazel and Nico. And the fact that he actually listened to Nico and helped in the Battle of Manhattan just makes me happy that he listens to his children. And he's a pretty good dad. ALSO THE ONLY ONE THAT DIDN'T BREAK THE OATH ABT NOT HAVING KIDS LOL. 9/10 (even my friend who hasn't read PJO likes him lol)

Hermes:
We love Hermes honestly. not just cuz his children are hilarious, but because he CARES FOR HIS CHILDREN AND HE HIMSELF IS HILARIOUS- and his snakes are really funny too-
9/10

Poseidon:
Cares for his son, helps, is funny, and lots more stuff that I can't remember- BUT HE'S ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD GOD THO. So ya I'mma give him a 8/10 :)

Artemis:
WE LOVE HER. ARTEMIS IS QUEEN. SHE DOESN'T HAVE KIDS BUT SHE HAS THE HUNTERS AND SHE LOVES THEM. SO 10/10 :D

Athena:
.... So....
Um.... I, uh, have mixed feelings abt Athena. Cuz she's Annabeths mom but like..... The whole "sTaY aWaY fRoM mY dAuGhTeR, sOn Of PoSeIdEn" deal, is what makes me mad at her but that's just me-
5/10.

Aphrodite:
Honestly she's nice. she's a great character I just wouldn't want her to be my mom (no offense Pipes) but she's actually pretty nice I think.
7/10 (im harsh I'm my ratings-)

(I'm on the bus and I have a headache rn while writing this)

Ik there's more I just can remember rn so that's all for now.

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