Welcome one and all to the "Ask or Dare Rui & Friends" 1k Vote Special Chapter!

I'm your host/author, we have the 12 Kizuki over there in the corner.

Rui, from the corner: *waves* Hi!

Now, let's get to the daring!

Daki: So, we're starting with the dares first?

Yup! But mainly because there weren't any asks, just dares. Anyway, our first date comes from @the_original_rui12 who says, "I dare Rui to hang out with Nakime for a whole day/night." Very well then, let's see what these two get up to.

The night starts off with the two eating a delicious breakfast. Afterwards, they decide to sneak into a local museum which is currently holding an exhibition centered on music and how some instruments evolved.  Once they were done looking at the exhibition, they went over to an insectarium to see any spiders to which they did find many a variety. Rui was delighted to find out that these spiders were very willing to help out in his dreams for future conquest. He has now been dubbed as the Spider King as Nakime looks on at the newly fledged ruler with a few dragonflies sitting on her head. They then head off to a nearby cafe to get lunch. After that they walk through some forests and look at the plants with the moon shining down on them. The two soon enough find their way back to the palace as the night closes in and turns to day.

Did you have fun on your day out with Nakime, Rui?

Rui: *nods his head happily* Yeah! I hope we get to do something like this again Nakime!

Nakime: *pats Rui's head* Don't worry, I'm sure we'll get another opportunity, another day.

Alright, our next dare comes from @-Chihiro-Fujisaki- who dares Rui to spawn a whole spider army in the Infinity Palace. Ooo, that sounds like fun!

It was a regular ordinary night for the residents of the Infinity Palace. That is, until the entire castle shook. Many of them thought it was an earthquake, however they were soon to be proven wrong, for in the distance, a massive tidal wave of spiders was coming to get them. Who might have been the mastermind behind all of this? Well, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?

Rui was enjoying this particular dare, as he felt like causing a little bit of chaos earlier today and having his giant army of spiders join in too was just the icing on the cake. The crowd of arachnids followed his commands as he rode on the back of Chrollo the spider, who had grown quite a bit since he last showed up in this book. Bet you weren't expecting to see him again were you? As well as Chrollo being a part of the grand spider army, there was also Masquerade the Hawaiian happy-face spider, Calypso the peacock spider, and Jason the spiny orb-weaver spider (Kaigaku helped with naming him).

The spiders took over the palace, terrorizing whoever crossed their path. They had a glorious reign of over two days, that was unfortunately cut short due to Muzan telling Rui to let the other Moons go free.

This next dare is from SisterofEmoGuy who dares Rui to rickroll everyone in the palace.

Rui: What's a rickroll? Is it a type of cinnamon roll?

*Tells Rui of the rickroll but in pspspspsp* *Hands him a phone for the rickroll*

Rui: Oh! I get it now! *takes the phone and runs off to the intercom room*

*Everyone looks up to the speakers as they squeal to life*

Speakers: *Playing the first few notes of Never Gonna Give You Up*

Enmu: YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *starts vibing*

Kaigaku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *starts curling up into a ball of despair*

Daki: *sighs* This was bound to happen sooner or later, ey Gyutaro?

Gyutaro: I guess so yeah, but at least it's not blasting in our ears while we're sleeping

Nakime: *listens to the song for a bit and tries to play it on her biwa*

Kokushibo: *tapping his foot to the beat as he's doing his daily crossword puzzle*

Akaza: Huh, that song's playing again. I mean, it's a good song, but why is Kaigaku laying there as if it's the bringer of the end of the world?

Gyokko: Douma, please stop Fortnite dancing to the rickroll song, I'm losing my braincells and I don't think I can take it anymore

Douma, still Fortnite dancing despite Gyokko's pleas: Sucks to be you I guess

Muzan, kicking down a door: Someone better shut that racket down before I murder everyone in this palace!

*Music stops*

Muzan: Thank you. Now get back to work, the blue spider lily won't find itself you know!

And now, I present to you a chart showing all of the Infinity Palace's residents feelings of the song "Never Gonna Give You Up" and wether or not they know of the rickroll meme.

Dare number four has been brought to you by @AstrallsArtistic who dares Rui to ruin everyone's room.

Rui goes into Enmu's room and strips the mattress bare, leaving the pillows and blankets in a pile on the floor. He then goes into the train room and gently flips a train, placing it on its side. Rui then leaves because he does not dare attempt envoking the wrath of Enmu.

He goes into Daki's room and tosses horrendously bright pink feather boas everywhere. He then finds a purple lipstick and uses it like a crayon on the walls.

Next room to vandalize was Gyutaro's. Rui decided to place some dirt and wood chips in the middle of the floor. Then he decided to place some rocks of random sizes all over the room.

Up next was Gyokko's room. First things first, Rui destroyed nearly all the pots. The ones he didn't destroy, he smeared honey on them, placed random feathers on it, and dumped a whole lot of mismatched paint on it. He then walked over to the pools of the fish and placed some fish-safe dye in them, making the pools hot pink.

When Rui arrived at Douma's room, he wasn't quite sure what to do so he began webbing up anything he could find wether that be a table, the bed, or that giant ice statue of Douma. Then, the random idea of a sledgehammer showed up so Rui walked to the closest hardware store and bought one, along with a chainsaw, a hard helmet, and a jackhammer. Rui then began swinging the sledgehammer anywhere he could, making the end result look like someone held a wrecking ball party in the room.

Rui entered Kaigaku's room and looked around to see anything in particular that he could destroy. He saw that there was a telescope, but he decided not to wreck that since it looked awfully expensive. So, he settled with destroying the floor with the jackhammer. Rui discovered that operating a jackhammer was like driving an automatic ultrasonic pogo stick.

Akaza's room was easy, all Rui had to do was make a new door hole with the chainsaw, shoplife a few shopping carts, load them up with illegal fireworks, and then crash said shopping carts into the room, and also yeet a grenade in there. Just for good measure.

With Nakime's room, Rui decided to paint random music notes onto the walls with ink. He then let a family of squirrels and one tanuki enter the room as they were looking for some prime real estate. If they left random food crumbs on the floor, well, Rui didn't see anything.

Rui entered Kokushibo's room with a box of chess pieces in one hand and a bucket of Gorilla Glue in the other. The chess pieces were attached to anything and everything with the Gorilla Glue. After all that was said and done, Rui set free a group of feral worms-on-a-string. They claimed the land as their own. Civilizations have risen and fallen, kings crowned and gods disgraced. To speak of all the things they have done would take too much time.

The last room on the list was none other than Muzan's. All Rui did was steal the doorknob. He isn't tempting death today, thank you very much.

Next up we have OriginSmpFan, who dares Rui and Enmu to have a dance off with Daki and Douma.

Good evening everyone, we have all gathered here today to witness a dance off between the Locomotive Arachnids and the Polar Ribbons. Let's get it started!

The song has been chosen. It is "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins. The song played all around the stadium, everyone waiting to see how the battle will go. Enmu from the Locomotive Arachnids starts off with his teammate Rui in tow, causing Daki and Douma from the Polar Ribbons to follow along too. The stadium is filled with enthusiastic cheers as colored glowsticks shake through the air. The dancing grew intense as they flipped and spun in the air. Soon enough, the song came to a close as the scores have been tallied up. The choice has been made. The winners are....

"What is going on here?" Oh, it looks like Lord Muzan has dropped by on the competition. It also looks like he's scared everyone out of the room/stadium. Oh well, join us next time for the exciting conclusion of the Locomotive Arachnids vs the Polar Ribbons, we'll see you next time!

Our next dare comes from Floof_Niko who dares Akaza to wear a t-shirt with "respect women". They also wanted to hug and headpat Rui and to also give him cookies and hot cocoa.

Akaza: Is it alright if I keep this shirt? I kinda like it.

Eh, sure, why not?

Rui: Thank you for the cookies, cocoa, hugs, and headpats Floof_Niko!

The next two dares are by UnovanGalarian who dares Kaigaku to rizz Daki in front of Gyutaro and for Nakime to control the castle by playing Toto's "Africa" while Douma's still in it.

Daki was preparing to go to sleep when she heard a very loud strum outside. She tried to ignore it but the loud strumming kept appearing even louder each time. Deciding that she is 100% done with this, she walks outside to her balcony to see Kaigaku with an electric guitar and two giant speakers. Gyutaro soon showed up because the loud strumming woke him up. Kaigaku then lowered the volume of the speakers and began to play his dare-born serenade. Throughout the song, Daki and Gyutaro just looked at each other with tired eyes. When the song was finally over, Kaigaku simply left without another word.

Daki: What was that all about?

Gyutaro: I have no idea, I'm too tired for this

Daki: Yeah, same

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Nakime: *plays her biwa to the tune of Toto's "Africa"*

Douma: *Flopping and thumping to the tune of Toto's Africa*

Gyutaro: *seeing all of this*

Gyutaro: Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you....

Douma: *dun da-dun da-dun-dun-dun*

Gyutaro: It's gonna a lot to drag me away from you...

Gyutaro: There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do...

Gyutaro: I bless the rains down in

Douma: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Gyutaro: Aaaafricccaaaaaa

Gyutaro: Gonna take some time to do the things we never haaaaaaad....

Douma: *continues thumping and flopping*

Our final dare comes from bunny_girl2071,who dares Akaza to shove Douma in respect women juice.

And here we have the elusive Akaza, stalking its target, the local Douma. Once an opening was revealed, the Akaza sprung the trap, dousing the Douma in respect women juice. Unfortunately for the Akaza, the Douma remains unaffected and carries on with its way. Join us next time where the Akaza will attempt to waterboard the Douma with respect women juice.

Thank you to everyone who suggested their dares and thank you all for getting this story to 1k votes!