(Yn had returned to school as he hears more female lustful voices.)
Ms. Marvel: Oh my God, what a cutie.
Starfire: I told you he was adorable.
Wonder Girl: You're right, he is.
Yang: I wonder if he's good at bed.
Blake: As long as he doesn't find out...
Koneko: Find out what?
Blake: Yang and I are dating.
(The students get shocked as yn sighs in relief before leaving, and then the female students resume their talk.)
Ochako: Fuck Deku, I want yn now. He's cuter than him.
Lucy: I want to kiss him.
Gwen: I want to press his adorable face between my breasts and pet his hair.
Revy: I want his babies.
(Meanwhile the male students are talking among themselves about yn.)
Beast Boy: Dude, just three days and he became popular?
Peter: At least I still have MJ.
Mineta: Didn't you want other girls to notice you?
Sun: And who's gonna teach him? You? Please, everyone knows you're just a pervert, just like Issei.
Kiba: Not to mention that you calculate the measurements with a glance. Disgusting.
(Timeskip)
(Yn is seen in the courtyard minding his own business until Erza pats his shoulder)
Erza: Hey, yn.
Yn: Oh, hello Erza.
Erza: You seem worried. What's up?
Yn: I got raped by a fallen angel...
Erza: (shocked) WHAT? (in mind) When I put my hands on whoever is the bitch who took his virginity...
Yn: I was just standing around here yesterday, but then she forcefully kissed me, and... I remember I felt something going down my throat before getting drowsy.
Erza: (in mind) She had the nerve to drug him... that fucking bitch...
(Then yn sees the watch and notices there's only five minutes left to go to class.)
Yn: Oh, look at the time. I gotta go to classes. Bye.
Erza: See ya later, Cutie.
(As yn leaves Erza smiles seductively.)
Erza: Don't worry, yn. I'll make that bitch pay with her life, and then you'll be mine.
Lucy: (comes in) Hey Erza, I saw yn running. Is he okay?
Erza: He is trying to not be late for classes.
Lucy: He's cute.
Erza: Of course he is, he's my future husband after all.
Lucy: YOUR future husband? He's MY future husband.
Erza: YOURS? He's mine!
Lucy: No, mine!
Erza: Mine!
Lucy: Mine!
(Both Erza and Lucy start arguing until Erza stops.)
Erza: I have an idea. Why don't we share him?
Lucy: (smirks) Good idea.
Erza/Lucy: (in mind) We'll get you soon, love.
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