GIVE ME YOUR BALLS KYOJIRO... by -SCRUNCHY-

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Once everyone was done killing/torturing Merlot, everyone expect Merlot was sent back to the room and while Merlot is now dealing with numerous different Grimm that are eating him alive. Everyone was waiting for Angel to come and while waiting everyone went to refill their drinks and snacks for the next reaction. A portal appeared on the stage, showing Angel walking out of the portal and along with three special guest, Juniper stood up from her seat and runs over to hug her "dead" sister, and Tyrian looked at his "dead" family as tears run down his cheeks. 

After Juniper and Athena stopped hugging, Athena saw Tyrian and immediately teleports to Tyrian. They both started crying badly and kissing each other, everyone minus Angel and their kids were completely confuse on what is going on. Angel explains to them that Tyrian is Athena's husband and a father of two kids, also including that Tyrian is apart of the Arc, in which the Arc family were completely caught off guard of now knowing the psychopathic and sociopath scorpion is a family member to the Arcs. 

Just after the whole explanation and mind process, Blaze spoke up.

Blaze: So what happen to HIM...?

Angel: Grimms problem.

Athena: Who?

Tyrian: No one darling.

Athena giggles to Tyrian's comment. Salem and her inner circle were happy to see Tyrian feeling better now after the last reaction.

Cardin: What's the next reaction?

Angel: Well, we'll have to see it anyway.

Cardin: Okay then.

Rengoku = Jaune
Akaza = Sun
Tanjiro = Oscar

The lights in the room begins to dim and the screen shows a Jaune's face above Oscar.

Ruby: Why is Jaune's hair like that?

Angel: Genetics.

Jaune: Oscar, let's go. Wake up.

Oscar: Did we kill the horny demon?

Qrow: Horny demon?

Jaune: Yes, Oscar. We have killed the horny demon.

A dangerous emits behind Jaune and Jaune turns around to face the opponent. The zooms to the eyes showing Uppermoon 3, Oscar was shocked to see who it was, and the camera changes to the person revealing Sun. He has blue marks on his body and his presence was emitting an dangerous aura. 

Oscar: Those eyes...

Sun: Hey! I'm in this! 

Neptune: Yeah but why does that Sun look different?

Angel: He's a demon.

Ozpin: A what now?

Angel: Demon. Let me explain, this world has no aura, no high advanced tech, no grimm, no semblances, and no dust, but they have man eating demons who devour human flesh to grow stronger but in return they lose the ability to walk outside when the sun is out. 

Everyone nods.

Port: How does one defeat a demon?

Angel: Using breathing styles.

Athena: Just breathing will kill them?

Angel: Let me explain.

(Timeskip of explaining)

Angel: You guys understand now?

Everyone: Yep.

Sun lunges to Oscar and his fist almost hits Oscar in the head, but Jaune pulls out his katana, upward slashes into Sun's left arm, and Sun's left arm splits open. Sun retreats back a bit to make distance between him and Jaune. 

Screen/Mercury: FUCKING NASTY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!! THAT'S NASTY MAN!! (Sun raised his left arm and reconnects them. His instantly healed and Sun licks his own blood) EWWWWWW!!!!

Some were disgusted and the rest were completely silent because of Mercury screaming. 

Jaune: What's with the child abusing?

Sun: Well I dislike children.

Sage: Really? That's your reasoning. 

Sun: Hey! I don't dislike children to the point where I nearly try to kill them!

Sun: But I'm here for something else. Give me your balls Jaune...

His team and every male in the minus Angel look at Sun and Sun was disgusted at his alternate self.

Tai: What.

John: The.

Qrow/Ironwood: Fuck.

Angel laughing/wheezing and the girls were slightly concern about about Angel's well being.

Jaune: The two of us will not exchange balls.

Sun: I  guess I'll take'em my self.

Jaune: Bet.

Sun: Rizz Blood Demon Art.

Sun got into a Soryu Style and snowflake appeared beneath him.

Ruby: What does Ri- 

Ruby sees that Angel is still laughing/wheezing and decides to ask him later.

Jaune: Damn, bro hot.

Sun: All these years, I've never gotten to steal balls Jaune.

The fights begins.

Jaune blocking Sun's fist using the blade of his katana.

Jaune: Why do need my balls demon? Don't U have any?

Adam: I bet 500 Lien, that he doesn't have any balls.

Roman: 550 Lien, that he does have balls but he has a ball fetish. 

Adam: Deal.

Winter: You two! Are it very uncomfortable right now!?

Sun leaps back and lands.

Sun: None of your business!

Jaune appears in front of Sun just right below his head.

Jaune: I'll have to see for my myself then.

Sun: Stay the fuck away from my nuts.

Jaune: Umai!

Sun: O hell nah.

Jaune: Lemme see your balls.

Sun: NO!

Sun dodges Jaune's attack and punches him in the gut. Jaune coughs up some spit and said.

Jaune: Why do you need my balls demon?

Sage: That's a good question, why do you need his balls, Sun?

Sage looks at Sun.

Sun: Why are you asking me?!

Sun: I have reasons.

Jaune emits a flaming aura from his battered up body.

Jaune: Alr then if I'm gonna die here, I might just gime em to you in my special way. (Sun: What the?) Set your balls ablaze. Set your kids ablaze. (Seeing a xray of his body showing the flaming like aura entering different body parts.) I know your secret Sun...

Roman: Goddamn it!!

Adam: Haha! Pay up bucko! 

Roman hands Adam 550 lien.

Qrow was laughing his ass off because what Jaune said,"Set your balls ablaze. Set your kids ablaze."

Jaune lunges at Sun with flaming dragon.

Jaune: You have no balls!

Then a huge cloud of dust exploded, Oscar and Yatsu standing there as the cloud of dust blew at them.

Oscar: SUN!!

Amazing fight happening inside the flaming pillar but.. the camera zooms out showing Sun's right arm through Jaune's stomach.

Arc Family: JAUNE!!!

Tyrian and John glares at Sun with killing intent and Sun shaking in fear.

Sun: Oh shit u got donuted. 

John: Okay! That's it!

John lunges at Sun but Angel claps his hands together. Sending John to his seat with multiple chains wrapped around him.

Jaune: I don't care! You can't take my balls!

Jaune is able to swing katana to Sun's neck but it got stuck, Sun raised his left arm and punches to Jaune's face but Jaune uses his left arm to catch Sun's left arm.

Sun(Mind): Shit- He's reaching for my balls.

Sun forcefully rips own his arms off and creates distance between him and Jaune while having Jaune's katana stuck in his throat.

Sun: My generation goes down with me!!

The screen goes back.

Some were giggling, laughing, snickering, and the rest were completely speechless of what they just saw.

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