A/n: don't ask why I pick this well I want to do it for a long time

Warning: it contains swearing, sexy things ( like you know what it is if you guys watch the show p**ty & stocking with garterbelt, and other things I forgot things) also it would things up

I suggest who are under age you need to leave please just leave

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Fae: ok guys I'll show you something but there is some huge warnings it contains swearing and any other inappropriate things

Everyone looked at each other and look back

Fae: if you want the innocent people stay innocent they will be at the other room

The innocent people went to the other room

Fae: ok the show is about Jaune Ren and Salem

Salem : wait why me?

Fae: oh... You will learn something... *looks away* anyway I'll start now

Narrator: The city of Vale lived under the dark spirits darkness invaded the city

Images shows the city covered in dark mist and another image shows dark monster was about to attack people

Yang: they look gross than grimm

Coco: agree to that

Salem: they look very different from grimm

Narrator: but not for two angels will have save the day!

The image shows two dark figures while their eyes glown

Neptune: this is going to be exciting

A dog run around like crazy above the clouds the thunder hits the dog

Velvet: oh no! Is the dog ok?!

Fae: oh don't worry he's fine *coughed and mumbled* even if he is a dead zombie

Velvet: what?

Fae: nothing! Continue

The door was opened it shows Salem in her normal human form she is a nun. She grabbed a hammer and smashed it on the dog making the dog spit out something she looked closely at the letter

Ozpin: that's disturbing and disgusting

Salem: shut up! And hey I'm normal now * she pointed at her nun self*

A huge ring come from the church alongside with a sound of a giant bell

The first one shows a bedroom. The girl was woke up naked in shocked from the sound of the ringing beside her shows a tall blond guy with tattoos in his body woke up but he didn't care. The girl started to freaking out " woah what's that noise?!" she screamed

Yang: woah! Is that vomit boy and he is with a girl?! Did they did a thing?!

Jaune: I have tattoos....

Saffron: no! Jaune is not allowed to have tattoos

Coco: I didn't knew Jaune slept with a girl on his bed

The second one shows another bedroom. A boy who was woke up from his slumber but he ended up laying back down on his bed

Nora: look! It's you Ren!

Ren: I know Nora... Since when I became a lazy...

At the front we saw Salem standing at the center alongside with a dog. A huge couch was dropped in front of her

Ozpin: are they lived in a church?

Fae: yep! Don't know why

Mercury : why is there a huge couch?

Fae: oh you'll see continue

Salem: good morning Jaune...

Jaune: see you later babygirl~

Girl: I'll call you later

Jaune waved at the girl as the female leave the church. The blonde yawned and looked at Salem

Salem: good morning Ren...

Ren: shut up don't f***ing talk to me till I have my sugar...

Ren took out a slice of strawberry cake he took a bite of it he felt the sweetness in his mouth

Everyone went silent by just hearing Ren sweared and Jaune slept with a girl and he is naked

Ren: I.... I....

Salem: today you boys are going to school at the Everbloom dance Academy

Both boys looked at the nun with a look says " what the **** we're going to school???"

Jaune: why the h*** are we going to school

Salem: there are some dark spirits invading the school the spirit disguised as human 

Jaune and Ren didn't listen Jaune just doing with his scroll while Ren is still eating a piece of cake Salem is a bit that the two didn't listen

Salem: listen here you ***bags! You are going to school you dumb*****s

The theater is filled with swearing Jaune, Ren and Salem were at the corner

Jaune : this is so unme...

Ren: I became something else...

Salem: stop it....

Fae: ummm we should look at Jaune things

Jaune was at the mall buying things he wanted. He walked past a *** shop he looked at the window he saw bunch of things like you know people. As he walked out the shop he was thinking going to the club getting types of girl

Yang: wow I never this Jaune is this... Much

Tai: he has so much...

Salem: my wallet...

Coco: actually the clothes he bought is good

Timeskip morning time

Jaune woke up early in the morning he had a crazy night he had 9 girls on his bed the room filled with some smell he was proud for what he did 890 girls his goal was to reach 1000 that is his record

Qrow spat out his drink

Qrow : 890 girls

Tai: his goal was to reach 1000... That's just too much... And girls...

Jaune: I'm getting close now... Heh... It's easy to get chicks on your bed

Neptune : lucky you...

Neptune was fake crying he is jealous that Jaune has tons of girls

Fae: let's look at Ren's

Ren is at home eating desserts in the living room some of the desserts come from one of the expensive places he was addicted to sweets

The people in the room started to drool by the sweet delicious desserts

Fae: I'm hungry... ( A/n: literally I'm hungry)

Nora : they look so yummy! I'm jealous!

Ren was reading dessert magazines, looking thorough in the internet

Ren: f***... They look so tasty... Chiffon cake...

The right side of the couch was Salem eating her salad while reading a book

Salem: Ren please watch on your diet...

The boy groaned

Ren: ugh... I know old hag just shut up

Jaune slammed the door opened with some shopping bags in his hands

Jaune: I'm home! Here Salem it's your credit card

He threw the black card in his hand to the nun

Salem: you better watch what your spending... You have so much in your room...

Jaune: yeah yeah I know geez

End of the show

Fae: so what cha think?

Everyone was complete silent  no one can open their mouth all of them are speechless