I was laying on my bed, playing a game with my friend yang, and when I say friend I mean Friends  with Benefits, my Friend yang would always come to me when she needed a good f*ck because her Boyfriend would never f*ck.

Y/n:" Do you like this game Yang?"

Yang:" yes! I love it Y/n!!? It's so fun!"

Y/n:" That's good"

I fist pump her before we were both called down by Glynda because it was soon time for another mission and usually Glynda makes us do hard missions like Retrieve a Condom or something

Y/n:" Well yang we got a mission to do"

I opened the door and walk towards the location of the Bank, When I arrive using my Jet boots, I was Quick enough to stop a girl with Green hair from robbing the bank, I took the money back and returned to my room  only to see a girl with Grey hair

Mercury:" Welcome home my love~ it's always nice seeing you~ you make my heart flutter~"

Y/n:" And who are you exactly?"

Mercury:" My name is Your girlfriend~"

Y/n:" Seriously, what's your name or be Demolished"

She kissed my cheek before she started to walking around me in a Counter clockwise motion

Mercury:" my name is Mercury, and I'm your new girlfriend"

Y/n:" Why?"

Mercury:" Do you see that M on your shoulder!"

Y/n:" yeah?"

Mercury:" that means I own you"

She quickly got up and hugged me and pushed my face into her breast, which made me blush madly and hide my face when I pulled away not wanting to attract attention to my room

Mercury:" Y/n, my love... .I'm so sorry.......I've been a really bad girl~ I need a good spanking~"

I sighed and closed the door in which she bent over, I started at her nicely shaped a*s and slapped it hard

Mercury:" Y/N PLEASE! SPANK HARDER!"

Y/n:" Yes mercury"

I slapped her but so hard, she hit the wall and was knocked out, I soon laughed which caused her to rub her head and Quickly wake up

Mercury:" Worth it~"

Y/n:" You do know that I'm a robot, right?"

Mercury:" Of course I do, I know everything about"

She gave me a gift, I opened the got excited knowing it was the Limited edition Rwbybox one

She kissed my cheek as she went to go towards the door, I grabbed her arm and kissed her lips making her blush, she soon pulled away and smirked

Mercury:" Slap me!"

Y/n:" what! Why!"

Mercury:" Just do it!"

I slapped her face which made her hit the ground, I gasped as I had accidentally knocked her out again, she woke up an hour later

Mercury:" Again! I love it~!"

Y/n:" I think we should, at least wait another hour, so that you don't go into a concussion or Coma"

Mercury:" Pinch my nipples then"

Y/n:" Can't, I'm watching YangTube"

Mercury:" Pinch Something! I'm dying! I need this pleasure!"

I sighed and pinched her nipples making her moan softly, but what can I say, I can get use to this stuff, This was a beginning of a new and Crazy Relationship

~ 5 years later~

Emerald:" The hell happen to you?"

Mercury was naked with a leash on her neck and she was panting like a dog

Y/n:" Taking my b*tch out for a walk"

Cinder:" What did you do to her? Why is she like this!"

Y/n:" Ask her, what she did to me"

Emerald:" Mercury, what did this freak do to you?"

She stood up and slapped emerald which made her gasp and hold her cheek

Mercury:" Never! Disrespect my master! He treats me really good!"

Y/n walked away with his Masochistic girlfriend who got back on her knees and crawled away, that is when Y/n looked back and smirked showing 3 unused dog leashes for Cinder, Emerald and neo

Neo:" I'm in!"