RANDOM CORNER! With Yza Blade! (Installment 2)

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Yza: Hello folks, this is the long anticipated second installment of...
RANDOM CORNER! With Yza Blade! Man its been awhile. Today we have... Trio, Aiman and Rukia on the show! This is gonna be fun.

Aiman: This is live right?

Yza: Yep.

Aiman: *smug look* Okie dokie... *laughs*

Yza: And our first guest today is... *grabs wheel of destiny* Is... *spins wheel of destiny, which lands on Aiman's face* Is Aiman!!

Aiman: *runs out with a smug grin* So, Yza! What is our discuss-

Yza: Random...

Aiman: How about that time during school?

Yza: Oh yeah... Wait- Don't you dare!!

Aiman: I have no idea if Ryu did thurday yet, the day were doing is the sunday and he's on monday... So spoiler warning?

Yza: *facepalming paper*

Aiman: Anyway, it was after P.E....

*flashback in a dramatic story*

Yza walked out of the changing room, Aiman rushing after him. A older boy grabbed Yza's water bottle from outiside his bag, and he turned round to find the kid hiding it.
"Dude, could you give it back," Yza asked as calmly as possible, not trying to claw him or get into a fight. The kid that stole his waterbottle threw it to his friend who dropped it into the bin. They laughed and Yza looked at his waterbottle. He got his hand and grabbed the waterbottle.
"Nasty!" The kid who stole it shouted, talking to his friend about how Yza grabbed the bottle out of the bin.
"You tramp," Aiman joked.
"So?" Yza responded, slightly downhearted and annoyed at this. And unamused.
"You took that out of the bin!! The bin!!" Aiman exclaimed.
"Yeah, whats wrong with that?" He asked, annoyed with Aiman.
"Thats unhygenic, and you made yourself look stupid!" Aiman exclaimed.
"Screw you..." Yza muttered, before saying, "Fine I'll throw it away..." He looked at the nearest bin and threw it in, still 3/4 filled with water he should have dranked if that never happened. He was thirsty and too lazy to get his lunch waterbottle out from his bag, as he looked at Aiman with annoyance, waterbottle still intact. They went upstairs to their classroom, when Aiman's waterbottle squirted onto Yza when he opened it, Aiman laughing and saying it was pee. This ticked off Yza, and was grumpy throughout the lesson and annoyed cause Aiman still owned him £1 for buying him a lemonade after school.
(A/N, this happened to me irl... Its just... parkaraiman dude, you owe me a £1, AND you put me into a grumpy mood... You jackass. Atleast you didn't steal my waterbottle and throw it into the bin. Btw, thanks for the pen dude. Lifesaver.)

*present*

Yza: *strangling Aiman*

Ryu: We'll be back after this commercial break!! *tries to break apart Aiman and Yza*

*commercial break*

Yza: *grumpily* Welcome back to RANDOM CORNER! With Yza Blade... Aiman's now in hospital and our next guest is... *spins wheel of destiny* Rukia. Yay...

Ryu: Not exicted seeing your gf?

Yza: After what Aiman did. You know why I wasn't in on friday.

Ryu: Yeah, people gossiped about you...

Yza: I quit life... *takes out knife*

Ryu: *freaks out* RUKIA GET OUT QUICKLY!!

Rukia: Eh? Ok? *goes out and sees Yza about to kill himself* *mumbles* Idiot... *hug tackles Yza and knife gets out of his hand*

Yza: Hey Rukia...

Rukia: Whats wrong this time?

Yza: Aiman...

Rukia: Oh... Dont kill yourself you idiot...

Yza: I wont...

Rukia: Great!

Yza: So what do we talk about?...

Rukia: Um.. I have no idea.

Ryu: Alright, do something interesting or else we'll cut to the commercial, and bring in Trio. Cause Yza is depressed right now....

Rukia: Wait, he's depressed?! I know what to do!

Yza: Huh? Ryu, IM NOT DEPRESSED!! IM GRUMPY!! *cries in fear on whats gonna happen next*

Ryu: *watches what happens* Am I the only one who enjoys a good cat fight?

Ayaza: You have a cat fight fetish, so just shut up!!

Ryu: Sorry Ayaza... Its not my fault... Their so... Hot... *sighs in pleasure*

Ayaza: RYU YOU CREEP!!

Rukia & Yza: *catfighting*

Yza: GOSH DAMMIT ITS HURTING!!

Rukia: Do you even english bro?!

Ryu: Yeah I'm enjoying this a bit to much....

Ayaza: When did everything need a sexual joke all of a sudden?

Ryu: *appears eating a donut* Hah, tricked you all! Thats a robot!! *takes out controller which has a self-destruct button, Ryu presses it and the robot explodes, making Yza and Rukia stop and Ayaza run away* Man, these donuts are delicious!!

Yza: So do you have a cat fight fetish or nah?

Ryu: Nope. I thought it would be funny.

Yza: Idiot...

Rukia: Im gonna leave now. Later Yza!

Yza: Later, Rukia.

Ayaza: *takes out phone and looks at videos* HAHAHA!!

Ryu: Whats so funny?

Ayaza: Look, its Ryu flipping over a table for losing a match against a newbie!!

Ryu: EH?! *RKO's Ayaza*

Yza: *bursts out laughing* Trio, come out!!

Trio: Hey everyone!

Yza: Hey dude, been awhile.

Trio: S-seriously? We were partners in P.E.

Yza: Oh yeah!

Trio: Why weren't you here on friday?

Yza: *goes into grumpy state* *sighs and grabs knife* You want me to go over the story?

Trio: *slaps knife out of hand* No! Whats wrong?

Yza: My reputation is RUINED!!

Trio: Oh yeah... They called you Yzamp. Combination of Yza and Tramp.

Yza: Trio, please. Hand me the knife.

Trio: Hell no, whats wrong with you?!

Yza: Let me die!!

Trio: Its not just reputation..... I mean, you've been in over 100 detentions, and some how I managed to get involved, over 40 seclusions, pretty bad marks, and everything else a bad student would get except being expelled or having to stay home.

Yza: EXACTLY!! IM USELESS, SO USELESS!! *cries* ALL I KNOW WHAT TO DO IS MESS UP AND BE USELESS!! *cries*

Trio: *pats back* There, there. Let all the emotions go... Look Yza. I dont mean to be rude, but you have to be a realist.

Ryu: No, you have to be a idealist.

Trio & Ryu: No you have to- Hold on.

Ryu: *starts singing* Things that you think are unbelievable are actually achievable, as long as you keep standing on your feet.

Trio: *starts singing* Thats a little too specific, try telling that to a parapelegic homeless guy sleeping on the sidewalk with nothing to eat.

Ryu: If you don't have any festivity, and just have negativity then there's no chance you wont make it far in life.

Yza: He has a point!

Trio: But if you constently ignore all the mugging, rape and war, you might aswell have Miley Cyrus as a wife.

Yza: Seriously dude?

Ryu: Anything is possible! *jumps through a fire ring and catches on fire*

Trio: That's just what we tell ourself when we have no unique ability. *uses watergun to shoot Ryu with water and get rid of fire*

Ryu: Not everything's an obstacle!

Trio: The world is full of villany...

Ryu: ...And also full of posibility.

Trio: You really think you can get what you want in life that easily?

Ryu: Well, not THAT easy. You need patience, persistence and pretty much everything else you don't have.

Trio: And luck. Something you definetely don't have.

Yza: Guys! I think I get what you're saying.

Ryu: Ok?

Yza: *starts singing* Some days you're on the top and you think nobody can stop you, but some days you feel nothing but pain... And some of the times the sun brightly shines, but too often your left singing in the rain.

Trio & Ryu: Nothing could be grander then to be in Louisiana!

Yza: Things don't always work, and you think the world's being a jerk, but you can complain and throw a hissy fit! *pokes Trio 3 times before moving away*

Trio: *blank look of annoyance*

Yza: We must all try our hardest, as a writer or an artist, even though you might end up feeling like shit. *taps dances*

Trio: *taps dances*

Ryu: *does amazing tap dancing and continues before Yza trips him up on purpose for how much of a braggart he is being*

Yza, Ryu & Trio: *tap dances together* Anything is possible! That's just what we tell ourself when we have no unique ability, not everything's an obstacle! The world is full of villiany... *does extremely awesome synced up tap dancing* and also full of possibility!! *Ryu falls over and is catched by Yza and Trio, and everyone is laughing*

Ryu: Haha, don't drop me!

Yza & Trio: *drops Ryu*

Ryu: Waah!

(A/N I stole this song off youtube... I need help xD)

Yza: Ah... You guys want to have something to eat?

Trio: Sure.

Ryu: Yeah I could eat.

Yza: Oh, and thats all the time for what we had today on... RANDOM CORNER! With Yza Blade! We'll see you all next time, goodnight!

*credits roll*

*screen goes black*

(A/N: Sorry for using your characters:
NafiKagurai
parkaraiman
TrioMato
Sorry guys)

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