Okay, I tried to stop myself from doing this, but this 'Vampire' is pissing me the fuck off. She is legit trying to convince people she is a living vampire.

But, I shall start with my rant.

Wait wait wait... YOU, miss vampire, are dating someone's OC? You're dating someone that doesn't even exist?! Are you insane?! Do you need actual help??

So, then she keeps telling people her pfp is legit a picture of her, and after seeing this so many times, I decided to comment.

So, guess what? Her, internet boyfriend jumps in (she has 3 'boyfriends' in total. Check her bio if you don't believe me)!

So they both block me and I'm sat there to chuckle to myself.

Wait... My Rule #34 Senses are on alert...

I--

You, deary, are an internet whore. End of sentence.

Oh, and by the description of 'Sexy Attention Whores~!' her OC is a hobo?!? What's this all about?? So what does she do?? Becomes a motherfucking stripper.

Oh, and guess what? Little miss "princess vampire queen hoe" has a book to put her "powers" in!

Tbh I don't understand why she has 550 followers.

Oh, and look!

It's not her art, it's traced bases or stolen art with no credit c:

And now she's a princess too. I was joking earlier but damn. Fuck.

Oh yeah, and she has a book for her and her OC boyfriend. Why??

Okay, I'm done, tired, look at the time on my phone. G'night.