Sam looked at his phone suddenly his tummy began to rumble with hunger.

He casually strolled to the bedroom to fill himself up with some pussy.

BUT THEN to his horror it was gone his room lay pussless. 

Panic struck."What will i do im a allergic to all foods except pussy and humans".

Thousands of thoughts came through his head he cant order more until Saturday and its Monday.

 Suddenly there was a loud thump.

He turned around to see colby on the the ground "Sorry sam fell of the stairs again ".

He thought of of the idea of eating colby but threw it away.

Hours passed, finally,  he broke. Colby made his choice not to date sam, so he mas aswell eat him ...

Sam peeked in colbys window to see him making out with a cut out of Donald Trump."Ive seen him do weirder things "sighed sam.

He shrunk back into the shadows and and grabbed a branch.

Using the powers of the force yodo taught him he mad it into a knife.

Now all he had to do was kill him